"Mommie, who's the dummy?"

"Quiet, can't you see your sister's terrified of him?


"Enough of this poopie head, I'm off to watch Sponge Bob!"


Now crying on the inside.


"So I ask you fellow diplomats, is it all agreed you want the No. 32? Remember that comes ONLY with Steamed Rice!"


"Can you believe I bounced another couple of checks yesterday?"


Taco Bell has given Dear Leader a personal W.M.D.!


"Look, once again Mr. Prime Minister, I apologize for the President continually trying to remove your headdress. Again, my humblest apologies."


Please god, is it too much to ask for 5 minutes of proper blood flow down there? Just a bit of inflation?"