Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Aaron Burr without the style or the guts

Bullshit Moose, whose scat has littered the land for far too long...

There are of course plenty of political people who have undergone philosophical evolutions over the years. But Mr. Wittmann, 53, has zigzagged in the extreme, from stints in left-leaning unions to right-wing policy shops. He describes his career as “eclectic,” saying he has always been drawn to independent thinkers. “The good lord has made me a contrarian,” Mr. Wittmann said.

The good lord has also blessed him with the gift of speaking in punchy and irresistible sound bites.


The Good Lord has made him a fucking asshole. May this contrarian and his fellow contrarian Chrissy Hitchens go on the biggest fucking bender in the world this holiday season and allow us a future without them.

Does that seem harsh?

Too fucking bad.

Now Mr. Wittmann will once again have to stifle his pundit proclivities to the greater good of Mr. Lieberman. “I’ve gone through this before,” he said of withdrawal from talking freely to the press. “Luckily my wife is a psychologist,” he said of his spouse of 29 years, Karen, one of the few enduring allegiances he has held faithfully.


If his wife's a psychologist, that allows him to remain "SELF-MEDICATING".

And finally, the intellect really shows itself here:

He will also be forced to suspend the Bull Moose. “The Moose is now in hibernation,” Mr. Wittmann said, adding that he is not certain if moose in fact hibernate. (They do not.)


5 seconds on fucking Wikipedia (if as a sentient being you somehow don't know this alredy)...but that's too fucking much!

Finally, in his own style let me state this:

Attaturk suggests Bullmoose shove his antlers up his own ass.

Or as Attaturk believes the Bullmoose knows it, just another day.

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