Saturday, May 17, 2008

She can see that rake layin' in the grass ... yet she's compelled to walk toward it and...

BAM!

Kathleen Parker, the latest odious reich-wing blogger to get a spot on Fred "Where's his fucking buyout?" Hiatt's wankitorial page:

The Democrats Hug It Out
By Kathleen Parker
Saturday, May 17, 2008; Page A17

Well, at least they didn't kiss.


Yeah, they're that dumb...you want hugging?



Nobody saw that coming.

Here's a clue WaPo, fewer racists writing editorials, thanks.

Query

Isn't negotiating with people we don't like (so much we we're at war with them) what led to John Sidney McCain III getting released from the Hanoi Hilton?

All so he could come back and run for President and proclaim he will not negotiate with people we don't like?

Friday, May 16, 2008

Why is Friday so Popular?

For release embarrassing new and important information, that is.  Yes, we are all going to agree that the quickest way to bury a news story appears to release it on a Friday afternoon.  Perhaps we should paraphrase The Cure about Friday I'm in Love with the ignorant media.

I would call this a pretty damn important story in the continuing series of episodes that destroy what little credibility Mr. Straight-talk had left:

From Jonathan Stein at MotherJones...

Republican operatives Doug Davenport and Doug Goodyear were both quietly released from their duties with the McCain campaign this week when it was revealed that their Washington lobbying firm, DCI Group, had been paid $348,000 to represent Burma's repressive military junta in 2002. McCain's critics noted that top McCain aide Charlie Black has lobbied for authoritarian regimes as nasty or worse than Burma's, raising the question of whether McCain will cut ties with tainted figures only when it is politically expedient for him to do so.

It is so very interesting how the McCain camp managed this nothing-to-see-here wee news item about him taking money from military dictators by releasing it on Friday.  Military dictators who are creating a human tragedy in their country right now, in case we're all not paying attention.  And as usual the national media played right into the McCain camp's hands.  Could they have helped him slip out of this anymore easily?

And forget the local media -- they have abrogated their responsibility to the public good a long time ago.  How much decent (forget good) political coverage do you see from your local stations?

This is a much more important issue than the out of context rantings of a preacher with an ego.  This story is so much more important because it reveals more about McCain than any of his "aw shucks" just-doing -my-duty illusion -- the 'ol war hero straight talk carefully crafted image is just that, a carefully orchestrated image.  McCain consistently reveal his true image, a walking talking political cartoon.

I am curious, though.  Can we think of anyone who did not have to jump through numerous hoops, tests, and interviews in order to secure their employment?  So the idea that McCain didn't know who these guys were and what they did before they joined his campaign is a boldfaced lie.  One more lie to the mountain of lies that McCain is willing to tell to secure what he thinks is some strange kind of birth right to become president.

Or worse... is it possible that McCain was stupid enough to think that their ties to the Burmese/Myanmar dictators would not be discovered?  In any case, this whole episode gives us a clear glimpse into what a McCain administration will actually look like, what they will do.  It will make George W. Bush's mis-administration look positively competent.  Just imagine how bad your organizational skills have to be to accomplish that....

Isn't that a frightening thought?  Was that a chill down your back, too?

Hey, think McCain will give the money back?  Think that will happen on a Friday?

M-O-R-(A)-N cont.

I haven't paid attention to "The Corner of Assholery Street & Various Types of Squash Avenue" lately and my life has been better for it.

But this from the Doughy Pantload cannot be passed up:

As scary as a Deval Patrick appointment as AG would be (I've long thought he would be Obama's likely choice), the suggestion that John Edwards would be even considered for Attorney General is horrifying. I really can't think of any mainstream political figure more inappropriate for that job than Edwards.


Leaving out the dubious proposition of the words "think" being associated with Jonah Goldberg, apparently the name Alberto Gonzales has already been deleted from history by the Winston Smith of Pantload's mind.

Way to Go California!

Once in a while a very far and distant occasion, there is something hopeful that happens.  The overturning of a California court decision which banned gay marriage is a hopeful start for a more progressive cultural turn in this country.

Yes, I would like to think that we are going to see a turn away from the regressive extremist conservative and neoconservative cultural and political turn in this country. 

So, go ahead... I know you all are going to call me an idiot.  But I do not know about you but I need some hopeful, something meaningful, some kind of human openness if it is only for a few minutes.   But until the inevitable cultural backlash and political attack squads go after this, I do not want to live in a tiered society where only the "right" people can marry.  This is a step and a damn good one at that.

BoBo Bizzaro Deluxe

Ok, I have serious disagreements with many commentators... I await the day when Chris Matthews' pops or when Tucker Carlson starts laughing at himself over the insanity of his comments.  And I am sure we all look forward to the day when the incredibly dark dye in Cal Thomas' hair explodes.

But today Bobo Brooks has a bizzare rant that just seems like a case of crying out for help.  Please someone get him his meds.  What is he trying to say here?  Really?  I do want to know.  What?

Is that Naughtiness with your Coffee?

starbucks (from StarTribune)

A far right Christian group called "The Resistance" based in San Diego find the Starbucks mermaid  to naughty.

The Resistance says the new image "has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," Mark Dice, founder of the group, said in a news release. "Need I say more? It's extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks."

The group, which claims more than 3,000 members nationwide and has found a place on the fringe advancing various conspiracy theories, is calling for a national boycott of the coffee-selling giant.

The  new-old retro logo will continue to run on Starbucks cups for "several more weeks," and will live on as the logo for their Pike Place bags of coffee.  So, it is not going away any time soon regardless of the complaints.

The explanation from the company for the logo is explained in the company bio book "Pour Your Heart into It: How Starbucks Built a Company One Cup at a Time," written by Starbucks founder Howard Schultz:

"[Creative partner Terry Heckler] poured [sic] over old marine books until he came up with a logo based on an old 16 Century Norse woodcut: a two-tailed mermaid, or siren, encircled by the store's original name, Starbucks Coffee, Tea, and Spice. That early siren, bare-breasted and Rubenesque, was supposed to be as seductive as coffee itself."

Is anyone else wondering why these religious right groups seem to find pornography everywhere?  Or should I be more concerned about a Starbucks bio called "Pour Your Heart into it?"

Cyanide Case Reveals Underpinning of Domestic Extremism

Readers of the Rising Hegemon will remember that in the past I have commented on the Texas case of the then 63 year old William Krar.  Krar was sentenced in 2004 to eleven years in prison for his plans to use cyanide in a domestic terrorist plot. It is important to note that Krar has been connected to several violent domestic extremists in the racist Christian Identity movement.

While Krar was arrested with a relatively small inventory of cyanide it was never resolved whether he had a lot more or shared it with others so inclined to use it.

Now comes a somewhat similar case also in Texas except that the suspect was trying to selling cyanide to someone to get money for meth.  The "buyer" was an undercover FBI agent.  Whether the effort to get meth was for use or to be sold to make money to support extremist efforts, we still do not know.

This case has produced some candid remarks to the media about the likelihood of domestic terrorist attacks from experts.  Many of these domestic terrorists would be more likely to use sarin rather than cyanide.  And while it is not any secret that sarin gas is easy to produce, little attention is being paid to prevent the creation of the poison.  Sarin was used in a terrorist attack in Tokyo in 1995 and is easily distributed in an urban area. 

At the time of the 2004 Krar case it was widely discussed that turning the cyanide that Krar had into a weapon merely requires the presence of a strong acid which can be purchased at an industrial supply house.

It is a mistake to overlook the efforts of racist domestic extremists.

Limbaugh Attacks Essay of Highschooler?

IF this is true it is hilarious... from Brandon Live!

The best story I’ve heard this week by far was told today over lunch.  Apparently, a co-worker of mine named George listens to the Rush Limbaugh show in his car, and yesterday heard him discussing Barak Obama’s comments about similarities between the recent housing crisis and the lead-up to the Great Depression.  I imagine the comments were referring to the obvious similarities between those who obtained ridiculous sub-prime loans and those in the 1920s who bought stock they couldn’t afford on margin.  However, Limbaugh decided that Obama’s comments were the result of a crazy “liberal education” - and even remarks how “lucky” he is that he didn’t graduate from college, thus allowing him to escape the perils of actual knowledge.

To prove his point, Rush says he did some Google searches for “Great Depression” and then proceeds to attack each of the results as liberal propaganda.  Because we all know that college professors teach straight off of Google results pages.  So my friend is listening and hears something rather striking… the name of one of our mutual colleagues - Paul Alexander Gusmorino (”The Third!” - I love the way Limbaugh says that).  

Limbaugh found among the top results an essay written by Paul, entitled “The Main Causes of the Great Depression.”  He quotes Paul’s essay and refutes each of its claims, dissecting them as if they were part of a Harvard professor’s lecture on the subject.  He doesn’t pull any punches either.  “Mr. Gusmorino, you better check Karl Marx and see if you plagiarized him in putting this piece together.”

Ouch.  Those words would be harsh if they really were for a Harvard lecturer.  But that’s not who wrote this essay.  It was my friend who works as a Program Manager at Microsoft.

When he was in 10th grade.

George Bush, the "MERDE touch"


Bush decides to give Saudi Arabia nuclear technology, you know that thing conservatives say Iran doesn't need so we must bomb them.

Meanwhile, the home of Bin Laden and the vast majority of the 9/11 hijackers (who, by the way is mangoless) gets nuclear power technology.

And what does the Decider get from his buddies in return?

White House says Saudi Arabia does not see a reason to increase oil production
- Breaking MSNBC

Dear Media,

Most American Jews do not agree with Bill Kristol, George Bush, Joe Lieberman or John McCain.

In fact, a healthy portion of them do not.

Bush's foreign policy, especially in the Middle East & Central Asia is monstrously unpopular with both Jews & Gentiles. John McCain "hugs" those beliefs tightly.

It was true in 2004.

It is true now.

Hamas' worst nightmare

Yeah, right. See McCain hold up a sheet of paper...PEACE IN OUR TIME...2013 (maybe)



Hamas, who loved would deal with ya' baby?

You can literally see he's also freezing his bearings off.

Crap on a Cracker

Michael Gerson pens yet another Jeremiah Wright column in today's Washington Post. Comparing Wright to Martin Luther King, Jr. I wrote about Gerson doing this at Firedoglake over a week ago, and yet here he is doing it again.

Because who possibly, short of Jonah Goldberg, would know more about the African-American experience then the guy who could replace John Hodgeman as the "PC" guy in the Apple ads in a pinch?

But it is actually worse that Gerson constantly uses the Washington Post to bash Wright and through it Obama, when Gerson's Church is run by a person who is so, so, so much worse.

Gerson is a member of the Falls Church in Falls Church, Va. His congregation and the nearby Truro Church, played the key role in leading 11 Virginia parishes out of the Episcopal Church after the Church consecrated Gene Robinson, an openly gay man as bishop in 2003. Most of these parishes joined the Church of Nigeria, which Archbishop Peter Akinola leads...

In February 2006, 10 months before Gerson's church made the final decision to affiliate with Akinola, Bishop John Bryson Chane of the Episcopal Diocese of Washington (full disclosure, he is my boss) published an op-ed piece in The Washington Post calling attention to proposed Nigerian legislation (here, on page 12) supported by Akinola that –interpreted as narrowly as possible—would have significantly curtailed the rights of gays, lesbians and their supporters to speak about their lives in public, assemble or practice their religion. Interpreted more broadly, language that aimed at stopping any displays of same-sex affection, public or private, direct or indirect, was a prescription for home invasion.

One of the more objectionable clauses in this legislation reads:

Any person who is involved in the registration of gay clubs, societies and organizations, sustenance, procession or meetings, publicity and public show of same sex amorous relationship directly or indirectly in public and in private is guilty of an offence and liable on conviction to a term of 5 years imprisonment.


That's pretty damn bad...and much less tolerant than Wright or Obama's church. Furthermore, Wright served as a Marine, Akinola may have served as a conduit to genocide:

In May, The Atlantic magazine raised new and more troubling concerns about Akinola. In “God’s Country,” the writer Eliza Griswold, daughter of the Rt. Rev. Frank Griswold, former Presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church, describes a retributive massacre in the Nigerian town of Yelwa carried out in 2004 by a well-organized band of men, wearing clothing and tags that identified them as members of the Christian Association of Nigeria. Akinola was president of CAN during the massacre, which Human Rights Watch reports claimed the lives of approximately 700 Muslims. Dozens of others were kidnapped, raped or maimed...

When asked if those wearing name tags that read “Christian Association of Nigeria” had been sent to the Muslim part of Yelwa, the archbishop grinned. “No comment,” he said. “No Christian would pray for violence, but it would be utterly naive to sweep this issue of Islam under the carpet.” He went on, “I’m not out to combat anybody. I’m only doing what the Holy Spirit tells me to do. I’m living my faith, practicing and preaching that Jesus Christ is the one and only way to God, and they respect me for it. They know where we stand. I’ve said before: let no Muslim think they have the monopoly on violence.”


And this asshole has the temerity to criticize Wright & Obama...constantly.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

M-O-R-(A)-N

Josh Marshall captured this complete meltdown I was today on 'Hardball' when Tweety is the voice of reason, when Mark Green beats you like a drum in an argument --- it is time to retire from the "talk" game.

This guy Kevin James is the biggest idiot on television not appearing on a VH-1 reality show...nah, I take that back, only John Gibson is dumber.



via Talking Points Memo

"Honoring Sacrifice"

Won't golf, but will do this:


Little known fact, while they were in Munich, Chamberlain, Daladier and Hitler went on a leisurely bike rides.

The Talk™

The late Steve Gilliard used to do relationship posts every so often. I remember those posts, not just for Steve's jaded, humorous take on relationships, but also for the rollicking comments sections they inspired. (The wisdom -- or prodigious lack thereof -- of Cary Tennis used to provide Steve with a regular jumping-off point for those posts.) So I'm going to give it a whirl. Today's subject is The Talk .

You know The Talk™. Its long-form name is The State-of-the-Relationship Talk. It's essentially a sit-down wherein you and your partner try to figure out just what in the hell is going on. It's the Where-Are-We-Going-And-Where-Have-We-Been conversation and to my mind, I would rather do almost anything, including attend a dinner party at which all the other guests were conservative pundits, the only music played was by '80s hair bands, and the only food served was cauliflower, than have The Talk™. Sometimes The Talk™ leads to a breakup. Sometimes it pushes the relationship to the next level. Sometimes it goes nowhere. My friends tell me that my distaste for The Talk™ is unusual for a female, that we are the champions and usual instigators of The Talk™ and that it's men who typically dread The Talk™ the way George W. Bush dreads an empty keg, a dictionary, or The Hague.

What's your experience? Do you hate The Talk™. Love The Talk™? Or are you agnostic on The Talk™? Is there any way to know what in the hell is happening absent The Talk™ ? Is The Talk™ different when you're married than it is when you're single? Is there one Talk™ or are there many? Is it realistic to think that I can avoid The Talk™ and still take part in a healthy relationship? Or is leaving well (or hell) enough alone acceptable? Or are you like me and is this a subject you would rather avoid for the rest of your days?

Talk to me.

THE Actual Campus Thought Police

From the Chronicle of Higher Education:

The chancellor of the University of Colorado at Boulder hopes to raise $9-million to endow a faculty chair for a professor of conservative thought and policy.

According to an article in today’s Wall Street Journal, the chancellor, G.P. (Bud) Peterson, believes the new chair would help create “intellectual diversity” on the campus.

Activists like David Horowitz have been pushing that concept for years, amid complaints that the professoriate is full of liberals. But, in the article, Mr. Horowitz is quoted as saying that creating such an endowed chair might simply establish a place on the campus for a token right-winger. And as Mr. Peterson notes, the professor might not even be a genuine conservative, just a scholar of the movement.

This all seems like an effort to appease the nut-wing religious and idocratic right.  And, of course it sounds like that because it is a project of the political right since Goldwater (which certainly gathered greater steam under Reagan). 

This is clearly a well organized effort by the administration of University of Colorado to pander directly to those faux “fair and balanced” neoconservatives.  The neoconservative movement has made reshaping education a goal.  And neocons do not really care for balance.  They simply want their side presented as the unvarnished and absolute truth -- true dialogue is not required here.  Remember this is the same university that fired Ward Churchill for being so-called too liberal.

The vast majority or academics -- at any institution -- are not extreme flaming liberals nor mean-spirited heartless conservatives.  These teachers and researchers are professional people who work hard on their teaching, research and service in a difficult industry that is often misunderstood.  Most of these professors are poorly paid and teach out of care for their students. Yes, they have ideas and opinions and yes again they are expressed in the classroom from time to time. In truth most teachers have the integrity to evaluate students fairly regardless of the students’ opinions, ideas, and political ideologies. 

Furthermore, few if any of these teachers indoctrinate, and that at best is a small few.  Most of these professionals are engaged in a learning experience not a cloning experiment.  If people like David Horowitz really spent time with real, regular faculty members at universities and schools across the country, he would see that fact for himself.

But it always easier to accuse without knowing what you are really talking about.

Its all Smiles and Roses and Other Stuff

Check out McCain's everything will be great again if you elect me speech.  While you are there, take a peek at the video... voiced by someone who is clearly supposed to sound like Obama.  Oh McCain's new slogan -- The world will be fine only if you elect Me.  Haven't we heard that meaningless rhetoric before?  Yup, Chimpy McEmperor GoNuts said the same worthless sloganeering when he first ran for Preznit.

Know Your Enemy

Bush is over in Israel blathering about Nazis, a subject with which he and his family may have more than a passing familiarity.

/via Atrios

Douchebag to Public

The Douchiest of Douchebags, Robert Novak wants to let the public know that he will continue doing damage to democracy, reporting, and the public's trust in the media.  And according to him, we just don't get what he does:  He is exposing secrets that need to be exposed.  Oh yeah, uh huh...

Way to go 'ol Douchie!