TRIUMPH of the soon to be Probated Wills

The two stars of last night, a bitter old Dixiecrat and the man kept alive through the miracle of direct current and bile -- oh, that is pleasant.

Let us start out with some non-convention captioning shall we:


Even infants are non-plussed by this man's rise to power. BTW, is that Ed Gillespie's kid?


A swarm of locusts seen in the air just outside of the city of Dakar, Senegal on Wednesday, Sept. 1, 2004. On their way to the RNC I bet.

Meanwhile, at the Republican National Confligration...


Republican Delegates were up for a night of tough speeches. Meanwhile, camera crews looked in vain for a black duck. During both Zell Miller's and Dick Cheney's speeches the flock (don't call them a gaggle) screamed out "Aflac, Aflac, Aflac".


Must avoid "1984" comparisons...


Must avoid "Triumph of the Will" comparisons...


Must avoid, "Sound of Music" comparisons...

By the way, where is Mary Cheney?


So compassionate, so very compassionate.


Optimism and Compassion...got that?


"Let me take a few minutes to tell you about how Dick doesn't shoot blanks.


Saying hello to a big Dick. What mood is that? Gassy?


Okay, I've seen that one before, that is a combination of angry and fearful.


Try to have sex ever again.


GWHB: Rudy, who is this crazy cracker?
Rudy: Shhh, he's right here.


Oh god....HE IS MOVING LOWER...Attaturk is down...


You see honey, if we were Democrats, we'd be down there on the stage. Right between Elizabeth and her kids.


Oh god, that is SEXUAL RELEASE...Attaturk is down again...