Can Somebody tell me What Bobo's Column Means?

Speaking of sucking.

I've read it a couple of times now, and frankly it causes about as much pain as watching the Tonight Show.

Things "seem" a certain way to him, despite a lack of evidence.

"Why in my day..." type themes abound in but a few hundred words. I was waiting to see if he wrote how many miles he had to walk to go to the bathroom as a boy.

It is not his most fucked up column ever (that would be ambitious and Davey don't do that), but man is it slight.

You only have to do this twice a week Bobo, try to actually have a premise and conclusion once in a while.