Friday, January 28, 2005

Gee, since everybody seems to have Awards

Why not us?

I want to know what is the WORST blog on EARTH.

I'm not talking Little Green Fucksticks, or Ernest T. Bass, ESQ. We may disagree with them because we are afflicted with this little problem called 'sanity', but even they cannot be the worst, and let's be honest Professor Jethro may be disagreeable and occassionally loathsome, but between the "heh" and "indeed" he can write a complete sentence (usually no more than that but still...).

What we at Rising Hegemon want to know is WHAT is the WORST BLOG on EARTH. The more obscure the better.

Categories:

MOST VILE (Just for the record NO Sexual Deviants please [that should cut down half the internet])

COMMENTER MOST LIKELY TO BE CLINICALLY INSANE

WORST WRITING

And finally, the most frightening category of all...

WORST FAN FICTION
Who is most deserving not only of an award but also of a restraining order.

Nominations will be open until we say so. We shall call them THE SHITTIES!

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