The Kagan Family

(To the Addams Family theme)

They're creepy and they're chubby,
Warmongering and schlubby,
With Freepers they are clubby,
The Kagan Family.

Think Tanks they do employ 'em
For Wars that are a screa-um
Please pay them their per diem
The Kagan Family.


Da-da-da-surge

(Neat)


da-da-da-surge

(Sweet)


da-da-da-surge da-da-da-surge da-da-da-surge

(Petite)*

So c'mon and get your War On
Cuz' Congress you can crawl on

For Op-Eds you can count on
Use the KAGAN Family.