And I mean that literally:
Cannae 216 B.C.:
"The Roman Army has just won a major battle here against the invading armies of Carthage. The recent polling says it wasn't even close. All praise to our victorious legions."
New York 1777:
"The word here in the colonies from insiders on General Howe's staff says that the insurgency headed by planter extremist George Al-Washington is in its last throes."
Paris: 1793:
"Well, the King is incredibly popular. Recent polling suggests he has never been more popular and is staying well ahead of current political trends. Excuse me for a moment."*
Sarajevo 1914:
"Fortunately, the popularity of the Hapsburg Imperial Family is incredibly high in the Balkans, leading to a period of peace and stability in the region that should last for centuries."
*The picture is a "joke" for those of you offended.
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