Speaking of Rudolph

It appears that marriage isn't Rudy's only infidelity. He seems to cheat on Bush with Hugo Chavez or at least his firm does:

Rudy Giuliani's law firm lobbies for Citgo Petroleum Corp., a unit of the state-owned oil company controlled by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, who calls President Bush a "madman" and a "devil."

Bracewell & Giuliani registered to lobby for Citgo in Texas on April 26, 2005, less than a month after Giuliani joined the firm and became a name partner, state records show.

Citgo renewed the contract in 2006 and 2007 and pays the firm $5,000 a month to track

Rudy can also smell the sulphur.