MATLOCK!!!

Continuing the village tradition of "blowjob" is a crime against humanity.

But violating the Geneva Convention and applying torture, well, that is just a "serious" policy "worthy of debate", never mind the paranoia and lies that caused it and the the fact that from beginning to end we were lied to about it. Nevermind, that five years ago, Cheney ultimately lost the debate even within the Bush Administration.

Nope, not a big deal, as long as you appear "serious".

Broder would have been great in the early 40s kissing Ernst Kaltenbrunner's ass*. Hell, he probably was. After all, Kaltenbrunner was certainly serious about his job.



*yes, I know that's an overstated cheap shot, alert the Godwin Police