Stay KKKlassy Hitchens

No mention of whether he'd pissed his pants by this time:

By the end of the night, Christopher Hitchens was of course the last man (barely) standing, and he had some choice words for the evening's headlining comedian, Wanda Sykes. "The president should be squirming in his seat. Not smiling," he said. "The black dyke got it wrong. No one told her the rules."

(pic -- yes that's Hitchens -- from Vanity Fair)