North Korean Bush Family is "looking forward"

Well, it has happened Kim Jong-Il has chosen between his three sons, and like Fred MacMurray should have, condemned step-child Ernie to the underground nuclear testing grounds.

So who will win, George Jong-il, Jeb Jong-il, or Neil Jong-il?

And the Cable Ace Award goes to...

North Korea's Kim Jong Il has anointed his 26-year-old son — said to be competitive, proficient in English and a heavy drinker — as the next leader of the communist state, news reports said Tuesday.

It sounds like George Jong-il but for that "proficient" part.

Poor Jeb Jong-il:

Kim considers the middle son, Jong Jeb Chol, too effeminate for the job, according to his former sushi chef.

Too effeminate for a K.D. Lang look-alike and wow, what a source, the former sushi chef.