Conservatives and Porn

The comedy never ever ends.

SCHWARTZ: And one of the things that he said to me, that I think is an astonishingly insightful remark. He said, “all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants.” You know, that’s a, that’s a good comment. It’s a good point and it’s a good thing to teach young people.

Oh yes, encourage the nation's 11-year old boys to buy Playboy so they can turn gay.

Yeah, that's just what'll happen.

It's really stunning these mor(a)ns can even find the proper hole when they try to procreate.

I also truly love the fact that these folks LOVE FoxNews, whose owner Ruper Murdoch is the inventor of the Page3 girl and owns DirectTV, probably the nation's No. 1 provider of porn.

You think Rupert is going to stop peddling porn, when it's the greatest cash-cow in his shaky empire? You think Right-wingers are going to push him? Hell no, they love buying that shit as much as the next person -- the freakier the better. They don't call it "the money shot" for nothing.