Michelle Duggar. Suck. On. This.

Sorry, that title creeped me out a bit. I better do some yoga (that's Hindi for "look at porn" right?).

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Okay, I'm back and somehow that did not work.

What the fuck is it about Arkansas (home of the outrageously fecund Duggar family), but not even Jim Bob and Michelle have managed to use their system of viscous fluids and pulleys to make this happen:

This June doctors were shocked to discover that Arkansas native Julia Grovenburg was pregnant with not one, but two children. The second, smaller child was unexpectedly located by doctors and is thought to have been conceived two-and-a-half weeks after the first one.