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This should go over well in Iowa -- although it has a hint of accuracy:

This week, Allison Vivas of Pink Visual received a fax from Newt Gingrich’s American Solutions for Winning the Future (ASWF) group, informing her that she’s been chosen for a 2009 Entrepreneur of the Year award by his Business Defense and Advisory Council.

This tremendous honor is a testament to your success in building your business and recognition of the risks you take to create jobs and stimulate the economy.

And here's where it gets awesome:

Pink Visual is a porn DVD superstore