Golly, go to sleep and you miss all the fun

Hot Tub Tom, turning off the "charm" and wanking off into history (a really bad history).

And he's not even gonna hang around Houston either.

And to think the NRO types could have a big ol' party for him.

Just think Tom, who you could be hanging around in the hot tub with?!

Surely, you must go!


Look at the Doughy Pantload going to town on that massage jet. He better be careful, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen and I don't think he can get John Edwards to represent him.

And look out, hotel staff, K-Lo is liable to leave a floater.

Meanwhile, the Derb will keep busy as well.