Well that's good

My months of occasionally mentioning Dancing with the Stars as opposed to watching one damn second of it even in YouTube form (except for the dancing gorilla thing, WTF?!) has paid off in still having no reason to give a shit except giving me something to post about at three or four in the morning. Imagine how Gawker & Wonkette are grieving?

Now...who's the biggest douchebag on the stupifyingly even more awful sounding figure-skating show that they've vomited up?