Rising Hegemon
Who had a fetish about "soaking in it" with Madge the Manicurist who believed that Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid was the true elixir of the Gods, we have the modern equivalent.
People who have fantasies about Flo the Progressive Insurance lady.
Well, I guess it's better than wanting to rub one out with the GEICO gecko.
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When I first saw the ads -- and I like them -- I thought Flo was deliberately made to be cartoonish. Her hair is messy and plastered with hairspray, her makeup is applied with a trowel and her white outfit is out of a nursing nightmare.
Flo crushworthy? Man, some people need to get a dating life.
butbutbut she's so perky.
The actress that plays Flo says, "I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo"
Let's not go there.
She can pitch Progressive Insurance or soap because she's kinda cute in a girl down the block sort of way.
Which reminds me, I need to talk to my insurance man whose high school son just killed himself thinking he was gay.
vox
Flo's most attractive feature is that she is working a gold mine. How many times a day do you see her? How many different places? Ka-Ching!
Gimme a time machine. Jan Miner
(shown in 1946) and Stephanie Courtney (Mad Men) tag team in a hot tub. I'll soak in it.
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