Thursday, October 26, 2006

The Bubble of Incompetence

The Chimperor Disgustus did his part for "Conservative Fellatio Week" by deigning an hour of his "hard workin' time" to a group of conservative shills. And they don't get much shillier than those named in this article: Byron York, Larry Kudlow, and Mark Steyn.

York who wrote the article is paid his endowment bones by seeming like the voice of sanity while editing columns to such a degree that non-conservatives are made to look like chumps and conservatives the voice of sanest moderation and good cheer. Somehow this still counts as non-fiction.

But even in the pompadoured world of Byron York, it doesn't take much analysis to discern from this article that George Bush has no effin' clue what he is doing and it is all about spin. Iraq is lost, and all that is left is bad fiction -- and no amount of editing can dispel that fact.

This section is rather long but it adequately elucidates Bush's tenuous hold on either current or past reality:

It would be fair to say that no one fully knew the answer to that question. At times during the conversation, the president seemed vexed — not beaten, not downcast, but vexed — by conditions in Iraq. Bush didn’t say so, but from his words it seemed hard to deny that in some significant measure the insurgents and the sectarian killers are in control in the country, and that the fate of the American mission is in their hands. “The frustration is that the definition of success has now gotten to be, how many innocent people are dying?” the president said. “And if there’s a lot dying, it means the enemy is winning.” He paused. “That doesn’t mean they’re winning.”

But what does it mean? NRO and CNBC's Larry Kudlow asked, “How can you measure winning? The last couple of years, there just don’t seem to be any signals or signs that we’re winning.”

“This is the significant disadvantage we have in this war because the enemy gets to define victory by killing people,” Bush answered. In World War II, Bush said, progress, while hard to gain, was easier to describe. One could point to ships sunk, and battles won. “We don’t get to say that — a thousand of the enemy killed, or whatever the number was,” Bush said. “It’s happening. You just don’t know it.”

So if the U.S. chooses not to reveal how many of the enemy it has killed — and if, in any event, that death toll is not stopping the sectarian violence — then how does one assess what is going on? “I’ve thought long and hard about this, because it is precisely what is frustrating most people,” Bush said. “A lot of people are just saying, ‘You’re not doing enough to win. We’re not winning, you’re not doing enough to win, and I’m frustrated, I want it over with, with victory.’ And I’m trying to figure out a matrix that says things are getting better. I think that one way to measure is less violence than before, I guess…”

But that, of course, leads back to the president’s statement that the enemy gets to define victory by killing people. If the sectarian forces are able to keep up the killing, then they will determine who wins in Iraq.

The latest plan to retake the offensive on defining victory is the so-called benchmark. “The idea is to develop with the Iraqi government a series of benchmarks — oil, federalism, constitutional reform, there’s like 20 different things — and have that developed in a way that they’re comfortable with and we’re comfortable with,” Bush said. Progress toward those goals would give the administration new ways to point toward overall progress in Iraq.

Beyond that, the president seemed to be considering a plan to refine the country’s governmental structure in a way that would accommodate the Shiite, Sunni, and Kurd populations without dividing the country. “We’ve had a lot of people out there saying, split up the country,” Bush said. “That’s not going to work. But there are ways to achieve a more balanced federalism from what some people think is going to happen to them. There could be more — like Texas, we always want less federal, more state. And that’s the way — this balance can be achieved through negotiations. That’s what they’re trying to do.”


Illogic backwards, then forwards and ultimately saying nothing. First of all, his intelligence reports surely tell Bush by now that Al Qaeda is not the major problem in Iraq -- rather, they are saying "hello again" in Afghanistan. Iraq is now, as facilitated by ourselves and Al Qaeda, a nightmare of sectarian violence that has little to do with the latter and at best inadvertently maintained by the former. Sectarian violence is maintained both by a sense of entitlement and a sense of debasement -- and the Americans being there perpetuates both. Having just finished "Imperial Life in the Emerald City" one thing is certain, whatever the Bush's Administration has done it has done in precisely the worst way possible. The contempt his administration has, the demeaning way in which they view the culture, oozes from their pores. It appears in virtually every decision they make. Invading and occupying the country was itself the biggest mistake, but it has been systematically compounded each and every day by errors in how to approach the problem. Iraqi's made the mistake of believing the Bush Administration's propaganda before the invasion which explains, in part, why they are so incredibly pissed, if not outright violent, now. We having relatively less stakes in the matter (as Bush wanted) get demonstrably less pissed.

Bush may have occasional perfunctory meeting with so-called middle east experts (as opposed to giving conservative shills a good chunk of the day), but the ones that make the decisions, and are actually listened to, are the ones who have made the mistakes originally. Their world view being disproved each and every day, rather than reforming their world view, they have blamed it on unexpected externalities, or just not noticed at all.

Cognitive Dissonance -- we all have some degree of this, for example I'm sure that George Allen doesn't think he's in any way a bigot; I'm sure that Mark Foley thought he was just being really friendly and supportive of those young pages; I'm sure Byron thinks that hairdo is really manly and that the Mr. Brady-Cut is the very edge of fashion. But that doesn't change the objective reality for bigots, perverts, and morons. In small degrees cognitive dissonance is embarrassing, but it doesn't get anyone killed. For example, she may have dumped your sorry ass, but if you want to say it was a "mutual" decision to save face, go ahead it doesn't really change reality too much, your friends still know you're a loser.

However, unlike most, Bush's cognitive dissonance is getting thousands of people killed. He is not capable of facing up to it, perhaps for the reasons Steve Gilliard has laid out repeatedly. So someone has got to impose reality upon him. And those who do are the voters -- at least those who don't look at a TV commercial and say "Oooooooh, Jeebus and Raymond's wife are speaking to me in aramaic" and applaud, like when Barb Bush dangles shiny keys in front of her son, but just out of reach.

Bush needs, and the country desperately needs to apply to him, a ballot box pimp slapping, forcing him kicking, screaming, and of course, drooling, into the real world where one cannot manufacture their own reality.

UPDATE: According to fellow "invitee/fluffer" Michael "I'll be right someday" Barrone:

The others were Tony Blankley of the Washington Times, Daniel Henninger of the Wall Street Journal, Charles Krauthammer of the Washington Post, Lawrence Kudlow of CNBC, Kathleen Parker of the Orlando Sentinel, Mark Steyn of the Chicago Sun-Times, and Byron York of National Review–all conservatives of various stripes.


Various stripes, yet of one voice when it comes to enabling the Chimperor. This is what it's come to, it's all about the base. Not one person actually challenging Bush but setting him up with softball after softball. And, as always, their usual line, "he's so much better when we interview him than he is in public", which is a polite way of saying, "I know he looks, talks, and acts, like a moron -- but trust me and the money I am paid to say this to you, he isn't quite as big an idiot as your lying eyes tell you."

Trust me, because you know it is true, if somehow Bush holds on to both houses, and perhaps only one, he will state one thing and one thing only:

"The American people have ratified our policy in Iraq (and now that the election is over I can say) that policy is STAY THE COURSE!"

It won't matter what James Baker says, it won't matter what John Warner or Lindsay Graham say (they'll just roll over anyhow), it won't matter no matter what anyone says. GEORGE BUSH WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK UP ON THE SAME PATH HE'S FUCKED UP THE LAST SIX YEARS. He won't change, he won't admit failure.

There's only one way to get that message through to him, or at least force his hand, and that is to toss as many of his enablers (virtually all Republicans and Joe Lieberman) out on their collective asses.

Hey, Ramadan is over

So how come we are still losing 5 troops a day?

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot the Neal Cavuto theory, the insurgents are killing them for the Democrats.

So what's the theory on November 8? They are killing them for Thanksgiving?

"Iraq an unbelievable clusterfuck, good news for Bush?"

As of 6 a.m. eastern though, don't tell CNN, they're all caught up in the greatest hits of executed prisoners without word of these other deaths.

Singing while being lethally injected...why can't 'American Idol' work this way?

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

I'm starting to worry about us

And this "GOP Character Counts Calendar".

But I cannot stop giggling about it.

"He heh heh Stretch, did you say losing a war and Congress?"


"Well, make mine a double!"

(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

The Bastards who govern you:

Froomkin in a WaPo on-line chat today:

Delmar, N.Y.: In your "White House Briefing" column today you note a conversation between Vice President Cheney and a radio host in which the VP admitted that we used the technique of waterboarding against some detainees. He also said that this technique does not constitute torture. It is interesting that Mr. Cheney's alleged boss, President Bush, has refused to answer the question as to whether we have ever used waterboarding on the grounds that if we revealed our interrogation techniques "the enemy" could adapt. (How? By practicing holding their heads under water?) I wonder why this item has not gotten more attention?

Dan Froomkin: Yeah, I probably buried that. But maybe it will get some pickup now.

First, Cheney tacitly agreed to describing waterboarding a suspect as "dunking a terrorist in water," -- and then he called it a "no-brainer."

That was in this radio interview yesterday.

And yes, given Bush's refusal to acknowledge that waterboarding continues, this should be taken as an official administration position until or unless it's clarified or denied.


And here's the particular section:

And terrorist interrogations and that debate is another example. And I've had people call and say, please, let the Vice President know that if it takes dunking a terrorist in water, we're all for it, if it saves American lives. Again, this debate seems a little silly given the threat we face, would you agree?

THE VICE PRESIDENT: I do agree.


Oh ho ho, sadisms fun!

We are sooooooooooooooo much better than them aren't we Dick?

"Don't talk about the war..."

Basil Fristy:

CONCORD, N.H. - Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist says if Republican candidates want to succeed on Election Day, they should turn their focus away from the Iraq war.


P-r-o-g-r-e-s-s

For some insane reason the White House keeps thinking if they throw the Chimp out there to fling shit at us, we will suddenly decide he's a great leader -- as opposed to a primate with poor bathroom habits.

He's holding yet another ineffectual news conference at 10:30 a.m. eastern today. I know the news will be only a couple hours old, but after he gets done talking about another corner turned will anyone in the press ask him about the following?


BAGHDAD, Iraq - U.S. and Iraqi forces on Wednesday raided Sadr City, the stronghold of the feared Shiite militia led by radical anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, but Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki disavowed the operation, saying he had not been consulted and insisting "that it will not be repeated."

The defiant al-Maliki also slammed the top U.S. military and diplomatic representatives in Iraq for saying Iraq needed to set a timetable to curb violence ravaging the country.

"I affirm that this government represents the will of the people and no one has the right to impose a timetable on it," al-Maliki said at a news conference.

Guaranteed to drive Limbaugh back to a Haitian underaged Prostitute

In no time...


These ads are running against opponents of stem-cell research across the country.

Suck on it.

TBogg's place was the first time I'd seen one.

A Short Story in Pictures













Top picture: (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

"Actually for once Phillip was right...


This IS the kind of head I wanted."

(AP Photo/Steve Parsons, Pool)

Am I on the right blog?

Oh, that's right the other one is being used to push a calendar (now updated).

The White House Staff is in a quandry


trying to figure out who will tell Bush he has a Pringles coming out of his nose.

REUTERS/Yuri Gripas

I tell ya' I am outraged

That I am responding to outrageous commercials alluding to miscegnation against Hrold Ford by putting up pictures of Tennessee Republican Bob Corker's daughter sharing a soul-kiss with another young blonde...


Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to need a few minutes alone to express this outrage.

I just wish John Sweeney (R-NY) had been there to keep them in line!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Nostralameass

For what it's worth here are my predictions for the "Last Stand of the GOP"

October 30: OSAMA TAPE, FoxNews notices how much he sounds like Howard Dean.

November 5: Saddam Sentenced...to live in Iraq.

November 6: Cruise Missile Strike in Northern Pakistan, CIA claims it took out Osama, Zawahiri, Mullah Omar, and the HEAD-ON voice-over lady.

November 7: Election Day.

November 8: That cruise missile strike turns out to have just blown away a Pakistani Kindergarten. Oopsy!

Stop the Madness

Some guy filling in for Bill Press just described the Michael J. Fox commercial in Missouri, sympathetically, as "him being off his meds".

This is fucking ridiculous. Parkinson's is quite sadly NOT a rare illness, something similar has made its presence felt in my extended family (the even more virultent 'Huntington's') so its something I have some familiarity with.

If Michael J. Fox, has advanced Parkinsons, but for the medication he could not even fucking talk. The twitching is pronounced BECAUSE of the medication.

What you are seeing on the video is side effects of the medication. He has to take that medication to sit there and talk to you like that. ... He's not over-dramatizing. ... [Limbaugh] is revealing his ignorance of Parkinson's disease, because people with Parkinson's don't look like that at all when they're not taking their medication. They look stiff, and frozen, and don't move at all. ... People with Parkinson's, when they've had the disease for awhile, are in this bind, where if they don't take any medication, they can be stiff and hardly able to talk. And if they do take their medication, so they can talk, they get all of this movement, like what you see in the ad.


Five minutes of edu-mah-cay-shen on "the Google" wouldn't hurt before you go on the air and sound like an idiot.

It's like Denny told him to sleep on the couch...



Seen your career pass before your eyes Mr. Palmer?

(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Is Blogger Burning?

It isn't looking very good right now.

If this somehow gets posted, tell me about what you think of my work with the Pussycat Dolls -- I've tried to give them class.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Just in Time for the Holidays

A very special, "Character Counts" GOP 2007 Calendar. The countdown begins.

I Guess Stay The Course Won't Work Anymore

Now they get it, all they have to do is set standards so low to declare success that even a non-functioning factionalized government can meet them.

But Bartlett sought to downplay reports that the administration was developing a timetable for the government to show progress, insisting that it was drawing up "benchmarks and milestones."

"The complicated aspect of the strategy right now is that we have to press upon the new Iraqi government to take more responsibility, but we have to do it in a way that doesn't crater the government or make it weaker as a result," Bartlett said on Fox News.

Rumsfeld said he thought the Iraqis were in "general agreement" with the US approach.

It is "a way ahead so that their parliament, their government can have a set of tasks that they need to do to get prepared to assume the responsibility for governing their country, and for providing security for their country," Rumsfeld said.

He said specific dates were unlikely to be attached to the tasks, but "you might find a month or you might find a spread of two or three months or a period when they think they might be able to do it."

Rumsfeld said everyone would like the process to move more quickly.

"But I think people have to be realistic," he added. "Our hope is we can assist them, the coalition can assist them, in assuming responsibility for their country sooner rather than later."


Sooner rather than later? WTF? I was kinda thinking we could just spend a few hundred billion more dollars and ruin the lives of thousands more Iraqi and American families. So we don't have to call it stay the course, how about gigantic money blood sucking shithole soon-to-turn to victory?

Self-hatred is the only hatred

that the conservatives hide.

The Spokesman Review and the Idaho Falls Post Register (none too liberal in either case) are carrying bylined reports today of about a gay blogger who claims that conservative republican Idaho Senator Larry Craig is gay. Craig denied the story to the Corey Taule, the reporter for the Idaho Falls Post Register, who caught up with the Senator near Boise on Thursday. The Columbia Journalism Review weighed in with an article full of source links. CBS television is running the story.

For its part CBS editors worried about an argument against running the story is that it enables unsubstantiated assertions made on blogs and talk radio to become legitimized in the mainstream press. They ran it as did the two papers here in the intermountain West. Full text of the CBS story follows below.

Craig has been a right wing wacko on a number of political issues in the past, but has moderated his politics somewhat in recent years as he gained seniority on the powerful Senate Appropriations Committee. As the chairman of the subcommittee on energy, Craig has access to the "chairman's mark" which allows him to direct pork dollars to his pet projects and those of his colleagues.

Craig is not up for re-election which is significant in terms of the timing the of blogger's report so close to the November election. That seems to be a coincidence. What is not a coincidence is that the odious details of congressional sexual abuse of interns are filling the television airwaves, e.g., CNN, suggesting this may be an effort to tar Craig with the brush of a homosexual scandal elsewhere. The reason why remains to be seen.

The Spokesman Review story is behind a paid subscription firewall as is the one for the Idaho Falls Post Register. However, this report from CBS news is linkable.

What happens when...

Conspiracy theorists have their conspiratorial concerns confirmed?

Conspiracy theorists are so plentiful in Idaho and Utah that you sometimes have trouble telling them apart from the mutated jack rabbits and nuclear sage brush. That is what makes the story of censorship -- even if the author is a crackpot -- all the more interesting. Not since a Pocatello, ID, TV weatherman was fired last Fall for saying hurricane Katrina was the work of Japanese gangsters with a secret Russian weather machine has a major employer in region taken action against one of its own for holding forth in public with wacko ideas.

Brigham Young University in Provo, UT, the flagship educational institution of the LDS church, this week essentially forced one of its tenured faculty into retirement for publishing "research" that the 9/11 destruction of the twin towers of the World Trade Center was the result of U.S. government explosives and not hijacked jet airliners crashing into them.

This is not the first time the LDS church has come down on people who attack the credibility of the U.S. government. In 1995 the church ran off James "Bo" Gritz by denying him membership in his local church organization after he advocated tax resistence along with the rest of his anti-government conspiracy and Christian Identity political rhetoric.

The Idaho Falls Post Register runs this version of the AP wire service story on the BYU firing. You can find additional coverage via Google News.

I was arrogant and stupid, when I said I was arrogant and stupid, to say we were arrogant and stupid

*Sigh*, no doubt that will be the statement in a forthcoming book.

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A senior State Department diplomat apologized Sunday for having told the Arab satellite network Al-Jazeera on Saturday that there is a strong possibility history will show the United States displayed "arrogance" and "stupidity" in its handling of the Iraq war.

"Upon reading the transcript of my appearance on Al-Jazeera, I realized that I seriously misspoke by using the phrase 'there has been arrogance and stupidity' by the U.S. in Iraq," Alberto Fernandez said in an e-mail sent to reporters by the State Department and attributed to him.

"This represents neither my views nor those of the State Department. I apologize," the statement said.


I'm reading "Imperial Life in the Emerald City", I've actually followed the news the last three and a half years.

In regard to Iraq the United States was demonstrably "arrogant" and "stupid" there is no doubt about it.

Fantasy Land


"Not only are we gonna hold the House"


"We're gonna hold the Senate too"


"In fact, we're gonna increase our margins"


"We are going to win EVERY SEAT!"


"All 47,300 of 'em"


"And then I will ascend into heaven"


"And be given the 'Son of the Year' award by my higher father."


"Take that Jesus!"

Meanwhile, in Fantasia...

Same ol' Same ol':

* BAQUBA - A bomb blast and an ambush by gunmen on a convoy of buses near Baquba killed 13 police recruits and several more recruits were kidnapped, a local official said. Another 25 recruits were wounded in the ambush on the buses which were taking the recruits to Baghdad from a base attacked by insurgents using mortars and rifle fire on Saturday. There were 80 casualties, including many dead, from Saturday's attack, the official said.

* BAGHDAD - The Interior Ministry said 50 bodies had been found in Baghdad over the past 24 hours.

* MOSUL - Three bodies were found in Mosul, a hospital source said.

SALAHEDDIN PROVINCE - A U.S. soldier was killed and three more wounded as a result of enemy action in Salaheddin Province, the military said.

ANBAR PROVINCE - A U.S. Marine was killed in combat in western Anbar province on Saturday, the U.S. military said on Sunday, bringing to 79 the number of U.S. military deaths in October, the deadliest for American troops this year.

BAGHDAD - A suicide bomber killed six people and wounded 20 on Palestine Street in central Baghdad, police said.

HADITHA - Four people were killed and five wounded in clashes between U.S. forces and gunmen in Haditha, west of Baghdad, police said.

BAGHDAD - A bomb under a vehicle killed three people and wounded six in a market in Al Rashid street in central Baghdad, police said.


Actually between yesterday morning and the present, the total number of reported American deaths has gone from 2791 to 2798 2799 -- not that you have heard much of it on the chat shows.

Meanwhile, 'The Worst & The Dimmest' are still running around like chickenhawks deprived of their heads, as Billmon summarizes:

anyone who's thinking of a military coup as the solution to our problems in Baghdad has a brain the size of a pin. Which is why I worry that there may be some truth behind the rumor.

Likewise the loose talk about "partition." Even assuming it wouldn't turn into sectarian bloodbath, (estimated death toll in the 1947 partition of British India: 200,000 to a million) how, exactly, is the United States supposed to order a sovereign nation to tear itself apart? This raises all the same practical and propaganda problems as a military coup made in Washington, except the U.S. Army could well find itself in the middle of a civil war between Sunni and Shi'a and between pro- and anti-partition Shi'a militias. It would probably also shatter the Iraqi Army, turn the contested city of Kirkuk into a battlefield and bring Turkish intervention in Kurdistan.

Some fun, huh?

None of this babbling makes any sense, in other words. Nor is it remotely in scale with the size of the Cheney administration's failure in Iraq. Part of me thinks it's all being driven by the need of beltway journalists and think tankers alike to have something new to say about Iraq, something that isn't a variation on: "Yep. We're still fucked." But there's obviously a hard edge of real desperation -- if not despair -- behind this. America's ruling elites have had things largely their own way for the past couple of decades. But now they're looking at a bottomless quagimire that may have a much bigger disaster (like loss of access to Persian Gulf oil) hidden somewhere in the mud. And they don't have a clue about what to do. They've lost control, which is the last thing any ruling elite can afford to admit.

Small wonder then, that the policy "debate" has now crossed the line into complete fantasy -- like a long piece of dialogue from Waiting for Godot. The realists have turned into surrealists. Baker now sounds almost as naive and deluded as Bush.

As a veteran anti-establishmentarian -- no, let's be honest here, I despise the motherfuckers -- I should be enjoying the hell out of all this. And if it weren't for the hundreds of thousands who have died, and the many more who will die as this fiasco goes even further south, I'm sure I would be.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

When do you know you are in the presence of lameness?

When an editorial begins this way:

WAS IT a mistake to go to war in Iraq? The latest voice to say so is that of conservative commentator Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online's shrewd editor-at-large...


Yeah, "shrewd" that's the word that immediately comes to mind with a guy who picks a fight on the Middle East with a Professor of Middle East history.

And related to that, so we do not forget, is what "Shrewd" Jonah Goldberg said, February 5, 2005 regarding Cole and Iraq:

Anyway, I do think my judgment is superior to his when it comes to the big picture. So, I have an idea: Since he doesn't want to debate anything except his own brilliance, let's make a bet. I predict that Iraq won't have a civil war, that it will have a viable constitution, and that a majority of Iraqis and Americans will, in two years time, agree that the war was worth it.


Well, here we are 20 months later, how's that one on the "big picture" lookin' Mr. Shrewd?

Idiot

Watertiger noticed this on ABC this morning:

During an interview today on ABC’s This Week, President Bush tried to distance himself from what has been his core strategy in Iraq for the last three years. George Stephanopoulos asked about James Baker’s plan to develop a strategy for Iraq that is “between ’stay the course’ and ‘cut and run.’”

Bush responded, ‘We’ve never been stay the course, George!’


Behold the power of videotape:



Think Progress has even more examples.

Bush's Dream Legacy

At the other blog, you know, the dirty place, I encouraged photoshoppers to go to work imagining a picture using two variables.

Much to my surprise, reader Mr. Hedley Bowes has managed to create one that can be published here at a family blog (as long as you are a twisted co-dependent family).

Of course, it is still sacrilege:

There are bad rants and good rants

This, from Gilliard, is a great rant. Pretty much strips Bush of any covering and reveals the metaphorical marshmallow center.

Bush is a bully and a coward at heart. Iraq was chosen because Iraq would be easy, and then the rest of the Middle East would follow. It was the easy way to solve our problems, not our real problems, but our emotional pain, the unresolved conflict over being attacked. And Bush would resolve his lifelong lack of success.

Bush will not leave Iraq, not because he thinks we can win, or he thinks it's part of the war on terror. But because he cannot face another failure. Which is why Scowcroft and Baker have had no influence on him. They are his father's men, veterans, despite their politics, realists. Bush is not and never has been. When he wasn't hiding from his failure with booze and coke, he hid from it with Jesus. Now he has Henry Kissinger whispering in his ear, telling him what he wants to hear. He doesn't want advice, he wants support and only support. Those who do not support him, are diminished, then banished.

This is a man who has never honestly looked himself in the face and said I have failed. He has always been protected from failure.


Read it all, you'll be glad you did.

The New York Times

Editorial Page goes beyond a chair and drops the Kitchen, Dining Room, office and all of the living room furniture on to Bush:

The generals who told President Bush before the war that Donald Rumsfeld’s shock-and-awe fantasy would not work were not enough to persuade him to change his strategy in Iraq. The rise of the insurgency did not do the trick. Nor did month after month of mounting military and civilian casualties on all sides, the emergence of a near civil war, the collapse of reconstruction efforts or the seeming inability of either Iraqi or American forces to secure contested parts of Iraq, including Baghdad, for any significant period.

So what finally, after all this time, caused Mr. Bush to very publicly consult with his generals to consider a change in tactics in Iraq? The president, who says he never reads political polls, is worried that his party could lose some of its iron grip on power in the Congressional elections next month...

But the way this sudden change of heart has come about, after months in which Mr. Bush has brushed off all criticism of his policies as either misguided, politically motivated or downright disloyal to America, is maddening. For far too long, the White House has looked upon the war as a tactical puzzle for campaign strategists. The early notion of combining Iraq and the war on terror as an argument for re-electing Republicans robbed the nation of any serious chance for a bipartisan discussion of these life-and-death issues. More recently, the administration seems to have been working under the assumption that its only obligations were to hang on, talk tough and pass the problem on to the next president...

The way the Bush team is stage-managing the president’s supposed change of heart about “staying the course” is unfair to the Americans who have taken him at his word that real progress is being made in Iraq — a dwindling but still significant number of people, some of whom have sons and daughters serving in the conflict. It is a disservice to the troops, who were never sent to Iraq in sufficient numbers to protect themselves or the Iraqi people. And it is a disservice to all Americans, who have waited so long for Mr. Bush to act that all that is left are a series of unpleasant choices.

And it is happening in the midst of a particularly ugly, and especially vacuous, election season. There is probably no worse time to begin a serious discussion about Iraq policy than two weeks before a close, bitter election. But now that the discussion has begun, it must continue, as honestly and openly as possible. It is time for the American people to confront all the things that the president never had the guts to tell them about for three and a half years.

Get...the...fuck...out!

This would be the age group from which insurgents are made:

WASHINGTON - Majorities of Iraqi youth in Arab regions of the country believe security would improve and violence decrease if the U.S.-led forces left immediately, according to a State Department poll that provides a window into the grim warnings provided to policymakers.

The survey — unclassified, but marked "For Official Government Use Only" — also finds that Iraqi leaders may face particular difficulty recruiting young Sunni Arabs to join the stumbling security forces. Strong majorities of 15- to 29-year-olds in two Arab Sunni areas — Mosul and Tikrit-Baquba — would oppose joining the Iraqi army or police.

The poll has its shortcomings; regional samples are small and the results do not say how many people refused to respond to questions. The private polling firm hired by the State Department also was not able to interview residents of al-Anbar, a Sunni-dominated province and an insurgent stronghold.


So it probably undersampled the areas of strongest opposition? Great.

What a fucking nightmare.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Too tired to write comedy

So I'll just do this (sorry Pansypoo)


I guess Canada can handle this commercial, but the Family Research Council can't in this country.

And this one is simply hilarious...

Well, We Know Bill O'Reilly's weekend plans


An exhibitor presents erotic toys at the 10th 'Venus-Berlin' erotic fair October 20, 2006. The event representing the erotic business in the German capital is open until October 22. REUTERS/Tobias Schwarz (GERMANY)

Strangely enough


This is less a newsphoto, than a portrait of Bush's brain at work.

(AP Photo/Manuel Balce Ceneta)

Media Imbecility

For far too long the media, to the extent it pays attention to the economy at all, has only paid attention to the stock market. I suppose as a business model broadcasting a stock market ticker with a clown show is a way to attract those with disposable income, but how the Dow Jones does is not a reflection of how the economy is working for most people.

Recent polling suggests an overwhelming number of people consider the GOP far too wedded to the business class. Which just goes to show you, if you wait a century or so, even the American public can catch on to the obvious.

Even though I have my own investment portfolio (I've put most of my money into the urinal cake industry), I've always considered a slavish tracking of the stock market to be a waste of time and a gross dereliction of understanding the economy as a whole, where workers are treated like chattel.

And don't even get me started on "day trading" which seems to me to be an activity done by middle aged white guys when they are too tired to beat off to web porn.

"The Lord hath delivered him into our hands"...

Yesterday, I speculated that the October Surprise would be Bush agreeing to modify his Iraq Policy before the elections.

I don't know what I was thinking, applying some sense of rationality upon Dear Leader. Admitting error, no matter how obvious and long since noted, is just not in the Constitutional make-up of Jeebus, Jr. To him, the admission of personal error long ago surpassed his concern for others, even if they are putting their asses on the line because he wanted to be a "War President".

In fact, Bush is more afraid of error, than anybody is of Bin Laden, as they are about to find out.
President Bush conceded Friday that "right now it's tough" for American forces in Iraq, but the White House said he would not change U.S. strategy in the face of pre-election polls that show voters are upset.

With Republicans anxious about the potential loss of Congress — and with conditions seemingly deteriorating in Iraq — Bush addressed the question of whether he would alter his policies.


The White House calculus seems to be that being stupid but stubborn outweighs being flexible (i.e. flip - flopping) in the name of better policy.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Even I don't think this is quite right

But I can't help myself...

"You know great place you got here...


"...I love watermelon."

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)


By the way, somebody should have moved that little girl out of the way, she's downwind.

Meanwhile, earlier in the day...


Does he know that is ice cream and not cocaine?

REUTERS/Jason Reed (UNITED STATES)

Also, he needs to "fine-tune" his Mark Foley impersonation a tad.

Bush talks about his relationship with Lieberman

Yesterday on the stump:

In an interview Thursday, President Bush said he had not done anything “dirty” but that there had been intimate contact.

“Once maybe I touched him,” he told the television station. “It’s not something you call, I mean, rape or penetration or anything like that, you know. We were just fondling.”

The President added, "Heh, heh, heh, heh."


I think we've learned

That Rumsfeld wants his own men to be promoted high in the military.

I just didn't think those officers were to be "kept men", because what a fucking bit of fluffing this is:
MIAMI (AFP) - The top US general defended the leadership of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, saying it is inspired by God.

"He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him is best for our country," said Marine General Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Rumsfeld is "a man whose patriotism focus, energy, drive, is exceeded by no one else I know ... quite simply, he works harder than anybody else in our building," Pace said at a ceremony at the Southern Command (Southcom) in Miami.


Ugh!

But, according to Woodward, Rumsfeld made sure that the two men who he has chosen to be chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff - Air Force Gen. Richard Myers and Marine Corps Gen. Peter Pace - were people who would not directly challenge him.

Woodward writes that just before Pace was named chairman he was visited by an old friend, Marine Corps Gen. Jim Jones, the NATO commander. Jones expressed chagrin that Pace would even want to be chairman. "You're going to face a debacle and be part of the debacle in Iraq," he said. U.S. prestige was at a 50- or 75-year low in the world. He said he was so worried about Iraq and the way Rumsfeld ran things that he wondered if he himself should not resign in protest.

And, he told his friend, according to Woodward: "You should not be the parrot on the secretary's shoulder."


To be fair to Pace, he doesn't appear to be a parrot on Rummy's shoulder. Rather, he seems attached, well, let's be diplomatic out of respect to Pace's service...he seems attached at the hip.

Mr. Pace has obviously not read this...

"For once, I can honestly say...


...I'm smarter than somebody. Heh heh heh heh."

REUTERS/Jason Reed


*sigh*, "Yes, it has come to this"

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

I've got an idea as to where to stick that thumb



Here is the blurb next to that picture (with some editorial comment)

US President George W. Bush speaks at the Science Museum (ed. HA) of Virginia in Richmond, Virginia. Bush insisted that US troops would not pull out of Iraq before "the terrorists are defeated," a day after acknowledging a possible parallel between violence there and a key Vietnam War offensive.(AFP/Mandel Ngan)


He is not changing unless he is forced to.

Vote his Party Out!!

Vote for a Democrat

It's the only way to force Bush's hand to alter his ruinous policies.

The growing doubts among GOP lawmakers about the administration's Iraq strategy, coupled with the prospect of Democratic wins in next month's midterm elections, will soon force the Bush administration to abandon its open-ended commitment to the war, according to lawmakers in both parties, foreign policy experts and others involved in policymaking.

Senior figures in both parties are coming to the conclusion that the Bush administration will be unable to achieve its goal of a stable, democratic Iraq within a politically feasible time frame. Agitation is growing in Congress for alternatives to the administration's strategy of keeping Iraq in one piece and getting its security forces up and running while 140,000 U.S. troops try to keep a lid on rapidly spreading sectarian violence.


But the only real way for Bush's policy to be altered is for his policy to be demonstrably repudiated at the polls. Without it, he'll never fucking change. It will never happen by choice. And what evidence is there that Republicans EVER will stand up to him?

None.

And Mitt Romney will ask me to touch his glutes

Yes, K-Lo, picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

Predictions [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

With some focusing .... Rick Santorum will win. Michael Steele will win. Jim Talent will win. The GOP will keep the House and the Senate. It will send a message that we do, in fact, live in a 9/11 world and we vote as if we are.


Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.

Oh Yeah, GOOD PLAN

Starting this weekend:

The Republican Party will begin airing a hard-hitting ad this weekend that warns of more cataclysmic terror attacks against the U.S. homeland.

The ad portrays Osama bin Laden and quotes his threats against America dating to February 1998. "These are the stakes," the ad concludes. "Vote November 7."


Reminding viewers that after two wars (two wars that are not exactly "victories"); hundreds of billions of dollars; and thousands and thousands of deaths...

WHERE'S OSAMA?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Character Counts

The things you find on the internets

Like this picture of the 1983 Montezuma, Iowa High Fightin' Reds football team...

I think it's great they gave such a prominent place to the equipment manager.

REUTERS

"Both Moqtada and I are here to announce...


That we too were touched inappropriately by a priest at an early age...a Jewish priest."

REUTERS/AliAbu Shish (IRAQ)

UPDATE: This is neither here nor there, but I have been told that among those that know him, Al Sadr is affectionately known as "Giggles". Easy to believe isn't it?

In Celebration of 'National Character Counts Week'

We present to you, not only Don Sherwood, but also the leadership of the House of Representatives:

Former House Clerk Jeff Trandahl repeatedly raised red flags about former Rep. Mark Foley years before GOP leaders said they knew about Foley's inappropriate conduct with pages, sources said.

Trandahl's lawyers said he is scheduled to testify Thursday before the House Ethics Committee, which is investigating the Foley case.

Two sources close to Trandahl told CNN that he had been monitoring Foley's interaction with pages after being told of troubling behavior by the congressman in the House cloakroom and elsewhere. Trandahl took his concerns to Kirk Fordham, Foley's former chief of staff, many times, the sources said.

Fordham testified last week that he warned House Speaker Dennis Hastert's chief of staff, Scott Palmer, at least three years ago about Foley's conduct, according to a source familiar with Fordham's version of events.


Aw, those damn slutty teen beasts!

Starring, national model of "self-restraint" Dennis Hastert!



I'm just gigantically, freakishly boned!


Not the best choice of explanation, but there you are.

Good bye City on the Hill

Article I, Section 9:

The privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.


Which of these requirements is the United States under?

And as Jonathan Turley and Keith Olbermann have stated, for the most part other than them and a few bloggers, no one has even given a shit. Such are the vagueries of how dearly we hold the love of what America is about, in place of individuals who made statements like "you don't have liberties when you are dead".



(1) UNLAWFUL ENEMY COMBATANT.—(A) The term ‘unlawful enemy combatant’ means—

(i) a person who has engaged in hostilities or who has purposefully and materially supported hostilities against the United States or its co-belligerents who is not a lawful enemy combatant (including a person who is part of the Taliban, al Qaeda, or associated forces); or

(ii) a person who, before, on, or after the date of the enactment of the Military Commissions Act of 2006, has been determined to be an unlawful enemy combatant by a Combatant Status Review Tribunal or another competent tribunal established under the authority of the President or the Secretary of Defense.


Part (ii) is not defined by the prior clause, nor anywhere limited, in fact it expands it to include the entire universe (including American Citizens) and one will try in vain to find a modifier narrowing down this definition. Further, the GOP led Congress has given not only the President, but the Secretary of Defense, the ability to appoint a group of lackeys to throw anyone they damn well please into jail with NO RIGHT to appeal their incarciration.

As Olbermann stated last night, Bush has given his successors the ability to toss not only John Walker Lindh into jail without hope of judicial explanation of the cause, but also George Walker Bush.

There is hope, even THIS Supreme Court will find these provisions unconstitutional, but one should never agree to legislation that one thinks the court will save you from -- in order to get you reelected. Such is the level to which our elected representatives hold your (and their) Constitutional Rights -- cheaply.

Other than the aforementioned news sources, little to no attention has been given the death of these protections. The Press, which naturally goes apoplectic on limits to it's First Amendment Rights, pays no attention to the underlying doctrine that gives power to that Amendment. Without a right of appeal to the courts, the First Amendment depends on the rationality and prudence of the Chief Executive and the Secretary of Defense.

Lincoln, yes, a man who temporarily suspended the writ of habeous corpus during a time of Rebellion (later ratified by Congress...and which again was temporary) also once appealed to the "better angels of our nature".

Well, I'm waiting for George Bush to do that. When exactly, has he even arguably done that?

True, he has urged tolerance to Muslims, but what is the point of that, when he deliberately hobnobs with, well, nobs such as Neil Bortz that say stuff like this:

You know what? Sooner or later, you really start to get the idea that this is not a very pleasant religion. Sooner or later, you really start to get the idea that these people are violent...This is a virus. Islam is a virus. It is a deadly virus that is spreading throughout Europe and the Western world, and it is going to completely and totally change the way we live our lives in this country. And we're going to wait -- we're going to wait far too long to develop a vaccine to find a way to fight this.




Remember when every individual who met with Bill Clinton was treated by the media as some part of a grand cabal and talked about on the evening chat shows ad naseum? Yet, nary a mention of Bush giving time to a group of mouth-breathing bigoted enablers...who will get a special "White House" rump-us room the week before the election.

And American Muslims are supposed to feel "good" about being in America? That the government will not act against them...as are the rest of us, constantly portrayed as "on the side of the terrorists" now by statute under the domain and definition of the man who meets and gives special access to the individuals who constantly proclaim us so?

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Thanks to Scout Prime for putting up the video of Olbermann at YouTube.

Read Billmon

I mentioned Riverbend was blogging again yesterday. But there is more, read Billmon's thoughts on her post -- because you should.

Saving my ass at all costs is a "family value"

Oh the "integritude" is palpable.

It's almost like Clinton getting a haircut! I'm sure the media will be totally on top of the hypocrisy here...

"Mr. Sherwood has certainly admitted to what is going on,” [ed. EXCEPT FOR THE CHOKING] White House spokesman Tony Snow said Friday, according to an Associated Press report. “And the president also believes that we’re all sinners, we all seek forgiveness and, in this particular case, he’s supporting Don Sherwood’s candidacy.” [ed. MY ASS IS ON THE LINE]

Mr. Sherwood, R-Tunkhannock Township, who is married, admitted to having an affair with Cynthia Ore, a woman 35 years his junior, after she accused him of choking her at his Capitol Hill apartment. He denied abusing her, and a lawsuit was settled out of court. Terms of the settlement were not disclosed. [ed. i.e. HE ADMITS NO WRONGDOING, HERE'S A BIG ASS CHECK THAT PROVES IT "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"]



Sherwood is enthusiastically endorsed by Li'l Ricky Santorum as well as his Mason Jar o' Fetus too!

But I'm sure K-Lo (who's love of Santorum is almost as strong as her love of a crown roast) is more than willing to forget a little sexual abuse in the name of the Republican Party just like her man Ricky!

And it is telling, as others have noted, that this campaign visit occurs during "National Character Counts Week" as proclaimed by Bush this week:

America's strength is found in the spirit and character of our people. During National Character Counts Week, we renew our commitment to instilling values in our young people and to encouraging all Americans to remember the importance of good character...

...NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 15 through October 21, 2006, as National Character Counts Week. I call upon public officials, educators, librarians, parents, students, and all Americans to observe this week with appropriate ceremonies, activities, and programs.


Instilling values like, "It's okay to cheat on your wife & beat your mistress for moral turpitude"!

Huzzah!

"Remarkably Well" (cont.)

Jeebus... what else can you possibly say?

VANCOUVER, Wash. (AP) - A Vancouver soldier is one of ten killed this week by a roadside bomb in Iraq.

Ron Paulson spent 14 years in the Army and then another 13 years as an inactive reservist. At 52 years old, he was called up for active duty.

When Paulson finished his service in 1992, soldiers were given a choice - take a lump sum of $30,000 and be done, or take an annual payment of $7,000 with a catch.

He said he went for the annual, but that meant he had to stay in the inactive reserve to get it, which is why he ended up getting called back in to service.

Paulson said that roadside bombs were his biggest concern. His family confirmed his death Wednesday.


Found via Billmon

Blackwell's Folly

If there's ever been evidence of the limitations of declaring yourself Jesus's Candidate it is being discovered by Ken Blackboxvoting, er Blackwell. This week on Kenny's plate was an attempt to proclaim his Democratic opponent wasn't actually living at the "right point" in Ohio followed by an attempt to portray the same opponent as a supporter of NAMBLA (lack of evidence notwithstanding).

This has certainly worked to Blackwell's advantage:

If a new poll on the Ohio governor's race is accurate, there's not much of a race left.

The poll has Democratic Congressman Ted Strickland leading Republican Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell by 27 points.

Released Wednesday by Quinnipiac University Polling Institute, the poll shows Strickland leading Blackwell 59 percent to 32 percent, with less than three weeks to go before Election Day.

The poll -- which has a margin of error of plus or minus 3.3 percent -- shows that 9 percent of voters are undecided and 13 percent say they might change their minds before Nov. 7.


And to top it off, Blackwell makes Rick Santorm look popular in comparison:


The poll spells even bigger trouble for Blackwell when it comes to his unfavorable rating. Only 25 percent of those surveyed said they had a favorable opinion of him, while 39 percent said their opinion was unfavorable, and 20 percent had mixed reactions.

``A candidate can't win an election if more voters view him unfavorably than favorably,'' Brown said. ``Ken Blackwell's problem isn't that voters don't think they know enough about him. His problem is they think they do, and don't like him.''


Slowly but surely, the GOP is turning Ohio into Illinois, former GOP strongholds blue.

What next Indiana?

Tet

I think Juan Cole breaks down the kerfuffle* over Bush's statement that what is going on in Iraq is like the Tet Offensive about right.

In his interview with George Stephanopoulos on Wednesday evening, George W. Bush accepted that there might be a parallel between the spike in killings of US troops in Iraq and the Tet offensive in Vietnam. Many commentators are saying that he finally admitted that Iraq is a quagmire like Vietnam, but this is a complete misreading of what Bush is saying.

Bush's position is that things are going just great in Iraq, and that a few trouble-makers have managed to hijack the US media with a small number of limited bombings and other sabotage, and have made it look like the US isn't making progress. Bush believes that the media and Americans are falling for a get-up job. So he is is trying to say to the American public that just as the Tet offensive was a military defeat for the Viet Cong but a propaganda defeat for Washington, so the October offensive of the Sunni Arab guerrillas is so much smoke and mirrors, a mere propaganda stunt with no substantive importance for Iraq.

But in fact, the current guerrilla war against US troops and the new Iraqi government isn't at all like the Tet offensive. It is deadly serious. Because the US military is not defeating the guerrillas militarily any more.


...there's more.




*I used the word kerfuffle does that make me a "big boy" blogger now?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Good to know

Riverbend is alive, and blogging.

And blogging on the Lancet study as one who actually lives in the country in question. I'm willing to bet she has a better normative feel on the study than say, Ernest T. Bass, Esq.

We literally do not know a single Iraqi family that has not seen the violent death of a first or second-degree relative these last three years. Abductions, militias, sectarian violence, revenge killings, assassinations, car-bombs, suicide bombers, American military strikes, Iraqi military raids, death squads, extremists, armed robberies, executions, detentions, secret prisons, torture, mysterious weapons – with so many different ways to die, is the number so far fetched?

There are Iraqi women who have not shed their black mourning robes since 2003 because each time the end of the proper mourning period comes around, some other relative dies and the countdown begins once again.

Let's pretend the 600,000+ number is all wrong and that the minimum is the correct number: nearly 400,000. Is that better? Prior to the war, the Bush administration kept claiming that Saddam killed 300,000 Iraqis over 24 years. After this latest report published in The Lancet, 300,000 is looking quite modest and tame. Congratulations Bush et al.

Everyone knows the 'official numbers' about Iraqi deaths as a direct result of the war and occupation are far less than reality (yes- even you war hawks know this, in your minuscule heart of hearts). This latest report is probably closer to the truth than anything that's been published yet. …

I think I'll have to buy Rolling Stone this week

Think Progress:

“These past six years were more than just the most shameful, corrupt and incompetent period in the history of the American legislative branch. These were the years when the U.S. parliament became a historical punch line, a political obscenity on par with the court of Nero or Caligula — a stable of thieves and perverts who committed crimes rolling out of bed in the morning and did their very best to turn the mighty American empire into a debt-laden, despotic backwater, a Burkina Faso with cable.”



Cover of this week's issue.

And congrats to the 10 worst Congresspersons, especially you Denny.

AT LAST,

Rove's October Surprise Revealed!

Send him the Butcher's Bill

Cheney, May 31, 2005:


"I think we may well have some kind of presence there over a period of time," Cheney said. "The level of activity that we see today from a military standpoint, I think, will clearly decline. I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency."


Number of American Soldiers Killed since May 31, 2005: 1,106

Cheney, Yesterday:

If you look at the general overall situation, they’re doing remarkably well.


This morning:

The U.S. military reported Wednesday that nine American troops had been killed in bombings and combat


This, of course, doesn't include the exponentially exploding number of Iraqi deaths.

A Surprised Cheney hears


That his colostomy bags use is not prohibited under Bush's definition of the Geneva Convention.

(AFP/Mandel Ngan)

And there's a "Special Comment" tonight too...

Olbermann, to my knowledge, with Jonathan Turley, have been the only individuals in the media (ignoring as usual the protestations of Democratic Members of Congress) making note of the reach of the law signed by Bush yesterday. The nub being that the President of the United States has the ability on their initiative to declare an American Citizen to be a supporter of a group aligned against the United States, tossed in prison, and deprived of their right to Habeas Corpus.



Thanks to Suzie Madrak.

"Beloved"

Zogby:

On the heels of the Foley uproar, the Republican–controlled Congress took a real hit to its reputation. Just 18% of likely voters nationwide approved of their work, down from 24% three weeks ago. Among Republicans, 31% approved of their work, while 66% gave them negative marks. Among Democrats, 9% gave them positive marks, while 85% gave them a negative job rating. Among independents, 12% gave them positive marks, while 87% gave them a negative rating.

Congress’ job approval hit a recent low of 17% positive in early September, but soon after rebounded to 26% positive, before the Foley scandal broke.


Keep up the good work Denny!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Gaffer

Think Progress:

Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) explains the Iraq war by citing Lord of the Rings: “As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else,” Santorum told a newspaper editorial board. “It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”


Someone might want to tell Ricky this makes the United States "Mordor".


Sounds good to me!

Okay, I've signed the torture bill


"Now let's go into my office and watch some snuff porn."

(AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

Hey Mean Jean Schmidt

You once said:

"Send Congressman Murtha a message _ that cowards cut and run, Marines never do," Schmidt said.


Now it is confirmed that the Iraq Study Group headed by James Baker III (Bush Family Fixer) will state:
A high-level panel set up to advise the White House on Iraq is to propose radical changes to US policy including the large-scale withdrawal of US troops, it has been reported.

The commission, which is headed by James Baker, the former Secretary of State under the first President Bush, will recommend two options which would effectively represent reversals of US policy.


This is, as you know, the Murtha Plan proposed last year. And Jim Baker is, you guessed it, a former Marine.

Maybe Mean Jean meant the "Merchant Marines"?

Thanks to DarkSyde.

Today at the White House

Truer Snark never uttered

I hate it when academics are funnier than pedestrian snark bloggers, Juan Cole:

Bush called Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki on Monday to reassure him that it was not true that the US planned to dump him if he had not produced better results in two months.

Bush hasn't dumped Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld, who has not produced better results for 3 years, so al-Maliki need not have worried.

Something for Bill Bennett to take interest in...

Who is his money on?

$5 on Inhofe could make me incredibly wealthy.

As a rule I'm rather opposed to such outings.

Unless, of course, they are entertaining.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Tee Vee, it creeps you out

You know, I really see no reason to give a sick bastard an hour of television.

Nor this guy either.

If Bush replaced Lincoln


The Great Incarcirator


Campaign 1860:

- He'd hide the fact he avoided serving in the "Black Hawk War"

- He'd campaign as a "Compassionate Slave Owner"

- He'd tell fugitive slaves "they can run, but they can't hide"

- He'd have no idea where Frederick Douglass was.


1861:

-He'd appeal to the "Nature's betterer Angels"

-He'd launch preemptive strike on Boston on 4/11/1861 because "The Liberator" did a nasty cartoon of him. "Feels good"

-He'd say, William Lloyd Garrison can run but he can't hide.

-He'd dispatch the Navy to bombard Nova Scotia.


1862:

-He'd issue the "Freeance Proclamation Thingy", also known as "leave no whitey behind"

-He'd let his Vice President Dickerson Cheney Davis run things.


1863:

During the bloody battle between the "terrorist" Northeast and the rest of the country in Gettysburg he'd be on vacation.

Later that year he'd give an address:

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away our lower fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived with density, and dedicated to the proposition that nobody is our equal

Now we are engaged in a great civil war war against terrorist suiciders, Something that this nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long put up with. I'm here because I'm the decider of that war, 'cuz 4/11/61 changed everything. We have come to dedicate a portion of it, as a final resting place for those who died here, not that you can see the pictures, but trust me -- and it was mostly evildoers that died here, so that my government may live. Good for me. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consel-lil-o-crate -- this place -- the men almost as brave as me, at least those who agreed with me, who struggled here, have done made it great, far above your poor power to add or detract, but not mine. The world will little note, nor long remember what they did here, but can never forget what I say here.

It is rather for me, the popular and beloved Dear Leader, to stand here, and tell you all what you are supposed to think, if you love my country. That, from these unlucky dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here, gave the last full measure of devotion to me -- that we here highly resolve these dead shall not have died in vain; that the nation, shall have a new birth of freeance, and that government of ME by ME and for ME, shall not perish from the earth.

So long suckers!"


To be continued in the 12-Part Dennis Miller documentary, "The Civil War War As it Shoulda Been, Cha Chi".

I guess 9/11 hasn't changed everything

Um, yeah...

Mel Gibson said in an interview his anti-Semitic tirade last summer may have been set off by criticism of his 2004 movie "The Passion of the Christ" even before its release and by Israel's war in Lebanon.


Which makes me wonder just what kind of a diatribe Tom Green went off on when he was drunk off his ass about the reaction (can one call it a reaction?) to "Freddy Got Fingered"?

I bet he wrote a nasty email to Mark Foley!

"Unpopular" and "Not Respected"

Such words used by Human Hangnail Brit Hume are irony under any circumstance. The cartoon pundicracy of FoxNews is pushing to laugh track (if tragic irony is your thing) to extremis nowadays. Yesterday I tuned in for a couple of minutes, long enough to hear Bill Kristol & Brit Hume suggest we bomb North Korea on the way home from bombing Iran. Yet not a peep on Darfur.

But that is not all, while the GOP continues to support Denny "Critical Mass" Hastert's inability to remember things that even Reagan would have instant recall over, Hume says this:

HUME: Let's talk about this possibility -- it seems likely now, in almost all cards that the Democrats will get control of the House, which will bring us two years of Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who is not a popular figure or respected figure nationally. Her behavior will be more visible than ever, more conspicuous than ever. What effect does that have on the possibility of Hillary Clinton being nominated or even elected in 2008? I think it is a very good question. I suspect the effect would not be terrifically positive.


Gee, Brit, go all bitter against the ladies much? Trouble at home?

Giving Bush the Purple Finger

Bobo the other day mentioned that Bush is considering taking down the Iraqi Government (that august body elected with all those purple fingers we loved so much before).

Meanwhile, the Iraqi government seems to have an eloquent response to Little Lord Pissypants, telling him to stick his policy up his ass:

Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said in an interview with USA TODAY that his government will not force militias to disarm until later this year or early next year, despite escalating violence in Baghdad fueled by death squads and religious warfare.


i.e. Al Sadr doesn't think he is powerful enough yet...

U.S. officials have urged the Iraqi government to take immediate action to reduce the violence. On a visit to Baghdad earlier this month, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said the "security situation is not one that can be tolerated and it's not one helped by political inaction."


Two different fantasy worlds, both trapped in a Green Zone of their own minds.

Meanwhile, do my eyes deceive me, or did USA Today actually finally call someone on declaring a "Friedman"?

"The next six months will be critical in terms of reining in the danger of civil war," Zalmay Khalilzad, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, said in a June interview with a German magazine.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

With Friends like These

While others have commented on this, I wanted to throw in my 1 and 1/2 cents (inflation hurts, people). It is quite apparent how crass the Bushies are with respect to diplomacy (North Korea, Iraq, Iran... Oh we could do this all day), how dismissive these wretched excuses for human flesh are on the basic tenets of democracy (depending on the Supreme Court for validation of a questionable election, cheating, lying -- Jack, Bob, and Tom anyone?, making fun of opponents, the press, and more, protecting pedophiles, attacking gay men and lesbian women regardless of the orientation of their own children, and again we can keep this up all day and night).

I think we need to grasp how crass, how opportunistic these people are when it come to winning. It is winning that matters. Not what is in their "hearts" -- that is something they are using (and not believing) to win elections. Can't you just imagine. "Sure, I'm a Christian... Will you vote for me now." Geez, at least you could truly believe it. Have some courage of your convictions. But that would mean that you would have to hold some convictions.

Book Says Bush Aides Dismissed Christian Allies
By DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK in The New York Times

A former deputy director of the White House office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives is charging that many members of the Bush administration privately dismiss its conservative Christian allies as "boorish" and "nuts."

The former deputy director, David Kuo, an evangelical Christian conservative, makes the accusations in a newly published memoir, Emptying Faith: An Inside Story of Political Seduction(Free Press), about his frustration with what he described as the meager support and political exploitation of the program.

National Christian leaders received hugs and smiles in person and then were dismissed behind their backs and described as "ridiculous," "out of control," and just plain "goofy," Mr. Kuo writes.

In an interview, Mr. Kuo's former boss, James Towey, now president of St. Vincent College in Latrobe, Pa., said he had never encountered such cynicism or condescension in the White House, and he disputed many of the assertions in Mr. Kuo's account.

Still, Mr. Kuo's statements, first reported Wednesday evening on the cable channel MSNBC, come at an awkward time for Republicans in the midst of a midterm election campaign in which polls show little enthusiasm among the party's conservative Christian base.

While many conservative Christians considered President Bush "a brother in Christ" Mr. Kuo writes, "for most of the rest of the White House staff, evangelical leaders were people to be tolerated, not people who were truly welcomed."

The political affairs office headed by Karl Rove was especially "eye-rolling," Mr. Kuo's book says. It says staff members in that office "knew the nuts" were politically invaluable, but that was the extent of their usefulness."

Without naming names, the book says staff members complained that politically involved Christians were "annoying," "tiresome" or "boorish."

Eryn Witcher, a spokeswoman for the White House, said that the administration would not comment without reading the book but that the faith-based program was "near and dear to the president's heart."

"Shut Up"

That's the basic line from brave ol' Rummy:

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - A paralegal and a military lawyer who brought forward allegations about prisoner abuse at the Guantanamo Bay detention center have been ordered not to speak with the press, lawyers and a military spokeswoman said Saturday.

Marine Lt. Col. Colby Vokey, who represents a detainee at the U.S. naval base in eastern Cuba, filed a complaint with the Pentagon last week alleging that abuse was ongoing at the prison. He attached a sworn statement from his paralegal, Sgt. Heather Cerveny, in which she said several Guantanamo guards bragged in a bar about beating detainees, describing it as common practice.

Muneer Ahmad, a civilian defense lawyer for Omar Khadr, a Canadian detainee whose military counsel is Vokey, said that Vokey and Cerveny were ordered Friday by the U.S. Marines not to speak with the press.


God bless America, eh?

To some it's a wave, to Josh Bolton, it's the "Money Shot"


Bush waiving that hand right in front of his face, the slut.

Good thing 'Marine One' has a bathroom.

(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

How can we have a plan for Iraq out of the White House?


When this guy is clearly struggling with the concept of walking?

(AFP/Nicholas Kamm)

"Well you look mighty comfortable"



For those of you wondering what this means...


(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

Been Busy

Light posting the last couple days, for which I apologize. But my pewter Dungeons & Dragons action figures needed painting. You can't just leave a "Half-Orc Druid" in the original silver-grey!

Anyhoo, I found this a particularly pugnacious Op-Ed from John Murtha:

The administration's use of Rovian catchphrases is nothing but propaganda designed to stifle the loyal opposition. We Democrats are determined to restore our nation's military strength, refocus on the real terrorist threat, bolster security safeguards at home and reestablish the credible standing we once had in the world. That is not defeatist. It is a call to formulate and execute a winning game plan for the War on Terror.

Most Democrats voted against the 2002 resolution authorizing the use of military force in Iraq. Regrettably, I was not one of them. Since entering Congress in 1974, I have always supported the president on issues of war. But in this case, I made a mistake -- and unlike certain members of the administration, I'm willing to say so. If I had known in October 2002 what I know now, I would never have voted for the resolution.

Some of my Democratic colleagues questioned whether Iraq posed an immediate threat to our national security; some were not convinced that Iraq was accelerating the development of nuclear weapons and had an active chemical and biological weapons program; and almost all believed that Iraq was not involved in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. They turned out to be right on all three counts. Nevertheless, since our forces deployed to Iraq, Democratic support for the troops has never wavered.


Stick that one up your ass Rove!

Saturday, October 14, 2006

It pretty much will be his version of Nixon's departure


"Pardon me, and fuck you America!"

Of course, he will not say it so eloquently.

(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Jeebus Christ, We haven't even had a chance to Kill Halloween Yet!!!

Bill Orally, truly a wanker for all seasons:

In the following video from Fox's Your World with Neil Cavato, conservative author Bill O'Reilly tells the audience that he fears gains by progressives could mean "no more Christmas."

Secular progressives, O'Reilly claims, want "No more Christmas, no pledge of allegiance to God. No more Christmas – 'this is pulling us down, because it's too judgmental.'"


First, of all this is a lie. As evidenced by the fact that my dog and I have been stocking up for the last couple weeks for the special bag of flaming shit I planned to drop outside of Bill-Oh's door during the Holidays.

But my god, if there is a soul in America, religious or otherwise that hasn't been dismayed by the steady encroachment of Christmas Commercials beyond the invisible Thanksgiving Day barrier I'll be shocked. And here is Falafel O'Reilly (not my favorite Who song) moving the calendar even further by going off about how The Democrats will Steal Christmas before the World Series has started.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Peggers

I was thinking of a more comical commentary on Peggy Noonan's latest douche-blotter some may call a column. However, I could never outdo Glenn Greenwald's more straight-forward takedown of the Dry-Humper of Dead Reagan, so go read him.

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There's little to say about this poll other than if Karl has Osama in the freezer, it might be time to defrost the old bastard:

In the lowest display of confidence in the United States’ position in the war on terror since Rasmussen Reports began polling on the subject two years ago, just 31% of American adults say the U.S. and its allies are winning the War on Terror (see crosstabs). That’s a 10-point drop since our last poll taken in the days immediately following the fifth anniversary of 9/11.

For the first time since polling began, a plurality of respondents give the advantage to the terrorists—36% say they’re ahead in the war on terror. Twenty-two percent (22%) say neither side is winning.

During Election 2004, a majority of Americans consistently believed the U.S. was winning and fewer than 30% believed the terrorists had the advantage.

Today, most (54%) believe that the situation in Iraq will get worse over the next six months—a six-point increase since last month. Twenty-four percent (24%) say it will improve and 12% say it will stay the same.


This is the "ROCK" upon which Bush, Cheney & Rove have built their Church that worships fear, and fear itself.

Other polls now reflect another massive change, for instance, Gallup:



The public now trusts the Democrats more than the GOP across the board, including Bush's "ace in the hole" terrorism.

The change from 2004 is palpable.

Feeling Violated?


Looks like the old wrestling coach just applied "the shocker"!

(AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

The World is worse without Saddam...

Forget the fact that he was a check on Iran and their "members only jacket" conspiracy...Billmon shows in stark reality of how it is the sad case.


Or, if you prefer to use more "conservative" estimates for both:

Saddam: 31,250 deaths a year (750,000 divided by 24)

Cheney Administration: 87,500 deaths a year (350,000 divided by four)

But that makes the comparison look even worse...

...The moral of the story, I guess, is that you don't need to be an inhuman monster to cause an inhuman amount of death, destruction and suffering. You don't even need evil -- ignorance and arrogance and incompetence can manage the job quite nicely. But, as I've said before, it does requires a rare combination of those qualities to take a situation like Saddam's Iraq and make it worse.

There I said it, and I mean it. I'll say it again...

THE WORLD IS WORSE WITHOUT SADDAM

I'm not much of a fan of bloodthirsty despots, but there you have it. The least worst of the choices.

Were but I a blogger that truly mattered why I'd give Michelle Malkin 'the vapahs', once she had someone else do the math for her.

A-Yup

Brad DeLong on the latest utterances at Bush's cameo appearance before the "best dressed" press corps ever!

Should we say that the 2004 budget deficit was $412.7 billion, and that half of that would be $206.3 billion--not $248 billion? Should we say that the fiscal year ends in September, not February? Should we say that February never has 30 days? Should we say that February never had--not even before Julius Caesar--30 days?


I love by the way in the White House link even admits with embarrassment, the President of the United States doesn't know the most elementary aspects of the calendar.

Almost lifelike


And still under warranty.

Once, just once, I'd like Laura to turn to the camera and say...

"This town needs an enema!"



(AP Photo/Tom Gannam)

Another day, another shitty poll number

I thought everyone in the frickin' universe had released a new poll on Monday, but I was wrong. Harris's new poll for the Chimp et al shows an amazingnly unpopular President that people want to toss a beer bottle at.

President Bush's job-approval rating fell, with 34% of Americans voting him "excellent" or "good," down from 38% in September, according to a new Harris Interactive poll.

Sixty-four percent of U.S. adults now have a negative view of Mr. Bush's job performance, compared with 61% who ranked him "only fair" or "poor" in a similar poll last month. The drop follows a recent Wall Street Journal/NBC News poll that showed the president's job approval rating fell to 39% from 42% earlier in October.


In regard to Congress, among registered voters it is a 47% to 35% advantage for the Democrats; 49% to 36% for likely voters in favor of the same. Congress has ONLY at 22% approval rating.

The positive-negative number for the direction of the country is an incredibly bad 29% to 62%!

Thursday, October 12, 2006

"We must get out of Iraq, and soon"

"our presence exacerbates the security problems."

"We are in a Muslim country and Muslims' views of foreigners in their country are quite clear."

As a foreigner, you can be welcomed by being invited in a country, but we weren't invited certainly by those in Iraq at the time.

"The military campaign we fought in 2003 effectively kicked the door in. Whatever consent we may have had in the first place, may have turned to tolerance and has largely turned to intolerance."

"That is a fact. I don't say that the difficulties we are experiencing round the world are caused by our presence in Iraq but undoubtedly our presence in Iraq exacerbates them." [snip]


What kind of a left-wing, terror-lovin', peacenik would say such a thing?

Why this guy:

Sir Richard Dannatt, the outgoing British Chief of General Staff.

Hard to call him a "cut & run" kind of guy.

Oh the things you find on the YouTube

Supply-Side Jesus, by Al Franken

Ruh-Roh!

Several times in the last year the Chimperor Disgustus has said:

President Bush insisted he would not withdraw U.S. forces "without having achieved victory." (November 2005)


President Bush reached out last night to the critics of his war policies, insisting that the insurgents have a "tightening noose" around their necks and that U.S. forces in Iraq "are on the road to victory." (December 2005)


The president's remarks came on a day when Vice President Dick Cheney took a surprise trip to Baghdad to declare that "we've turned the corner" in the war.


*waah waah waah*


White House Spokesman Scott McClellan says the speeches are meant to update Americans about the president's strategy for victory in Iraq, the lessons he has learned, and how he is fixing what has gone wrong.(March 2006)


Well cue the wacky music because one of the nation's biggest right-wing rags has this story:

A commission formed to assess the Iraq war and recommend a new course has ruled out the prospect of victory for America, according to draft policy options shared with The New York Sun by commission officials.

Currently, the 10-member commission — headed by a secretary of state for President George H.W. Bush, James Baker — is considering two option papers, "Stability First" and "Redeploy and Contain," both of which rule out any prospect of making Iraq a stable democracy in the near term...


As some solace we can look at the track record above, when we judge Nostradumbass's newest prediction:

Bush predicts victory at polls next month

Creepy


He's shaving him with his eyes!

(Larry Downing/Reuters)

Credible

Ugh:

Q Thank you, Mr. President. Back on Iraq. A group of American and Iraqi health officials today released a report saying that 655,000 Iraqis have died since the Iraq war. That figure is 20 times the figure that you cited in December, at 30,000. Do you care to amend or update your figure, and do you consider this a credible report?

THE PRESIDENT: No, I don't consider it a credible report. Neither does General Casey and neither do Iraqi officials. I do know that a lot of innocent people have died, and that troubles me and it grieves me. And I applaud the Iraqis for their courage in the face of violence. I am amazed that this is a society which so wants to be free that they're willing to -- that there's a level of violence that they tolerate. And it's now time for the Iraqi government to work hard to bring security in neighborhoods so people can feel at peace.

No question, it's violent, but this report is one -- they put it out before, it was pretty well -- the methodology was pretty well discredited. But I talk to people like General Casey and, of course, the Iraqi government put out a statement talking about the report.

Q -- the 30,000, Mr. President? Do you stand by your figure, 30,000?

THE PRESIDENT: You know, I stand by the figure. A lot of innocent people have lost their life -- 600,000, or whatever they guessed at, is just -- it's not credible. Thank you.


You know the 30,000 figure that Bush threw out was made more than 9 months ago, nine months that the military admits have been the deadliest since the occupation. Just adding up the months it is clear that deaths are, even conservatively approaching 50,000 civilian deaths.

Second, even at the Cornhole, the one individual familiar with such methodologies used in these studies admits that they are regularly used to estimate casualties and deaths. The same methodology has been used and accepted by Bush Administration figures in regard to places like Darfur. But God forbid, credible scientific methodologies be found as "credible".

What is credible?

Oh, stuff like this:

Against the backdrop of what has previously been disclosed, the court filing sheds particular light on how Mr. Bush and some of his top deputies had begun to pull in different directions. Even as some officials, including Colin L. Powell, then secretary of state, started to reveal deep doubts that Mr. Hussein had sought uranium to reconstitute his nuclear program, Mr. Bush, Mr. Cheney and Mr. Libby were seeking to disseminate information suggesting that they had acted on credible intelligence, while not discussing their actions with other top aides.


By the way:

I am amazed that this is a society which so wants to be free that they're willing to -- that there's a level of violence that they tolerate.


The polling out of Iraq makes it pretty clear that the vast majority of those in Iraq (especially those not living in the Green Zone) want us the FUCK OUT of Iraq. Though Osama and Al Qaeda who Bush says he listens to...do not!

Plus, how fucking condescending that the Iraqi people are now the equivalent of a Timex Watch. Maybe they could use the old John Cameron Swayze voice-overs.

Aiyeeee!

Once again, comedy isn't pretty...but it is funny & accurate.

The Daily Show, February 13, 2003!