Thursday, September 16, 2004

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man, But I Know what I am and Man I'm a Man and so is Coulter

The Adams Apple of Death gives the following "window" into her(?) mind, such as it is, in an interview with Amazon [snicker].

Amazon.com: How important is this presidential election in the larger context of the Republic and its history?

Ann Coulter: Insofar as the survival of the Republic is threatened by the election of John Kerry, I'd say 2004 is as big as it gets.

Amazon.com: Is there one standout issue, and why does it make a difference? What are the most crucial issues?

Coulter: I repeat: The survival of the Republic is threatened by the election of John Kerry. I'd say that's the big one.

Amazon.com: What are the top five books you'd recommend to become an informed voter? And what can your new book contribute?

Coulter: The Bible, High Crimes and Misdemeanors, Slander, Treason, and How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must).

Amazon.com: What's the closest parallel from American history to this year's race?

Coulter: 1864. Bush is Lincoln and Kerry is General McClellan--who, I note, was a great military leader.

Amazon.com: What is the most important lesson from President Bush's term so far?

Coulter: Peace through strength is an idea that never goes out of style. Also, some people can’t be negotiated with but have to be crushed; e.g., the Taliban, al Qaeda, possibly North Korea and Iran, Pat Leahy, Carl Levin, Richard Ben-Veniste...

Amazon.com: What would a Kerry administration mean?

Coulter: Quite possibly the destruction of the Republic.


You have to admit, she(?) certainly does not feel restricted by questions from giving the same answer over and over again.

I never knew that George McClellan was a "great military leader", thanks for re-writing history and making a competent, paranoid man, into a great military leader. I will admit Little Mac does beat Bush in the competency department. And Bush is Lincoln? Uh huh -- I was sure you'd say he was like your hero, "Tail Gunner Joe".

Dig the way she(?) recommends only HER(?) BOOKS and the BIBLE...they're equivalent you know.

What a loon, I feel dirty anytime I talk about the idiot, I apologize for inflicting her(?) upon you, even to mock her(?).

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