"Saddam was cavorting" with terrorists.
Well, I guess that's better than fellating them...or is it Condi?
But let's face it, the CIA has the goods on these things.
Frolicking on Monkey Bars near Basra.
Hide-n-seek near Mosul.
Skeet shooting outside Tikrit.
Islamic Idol competition, won by Al Qaeda's Rueben bin Studdard held at 'Saddam Hussein Civic Natatorium and Corn Palace'.
Marathon Advanced Dungeons & Dragons game at Baghdad GenCon '99.
Formed and conducted youth bell ringers.
Najaf Polkapalooza 2000.
Fallujah Community Theatre presentation of "Starlight Express"