Just Talkin' 'bout Shaft...

Well, I see that Richard Roundtree is among the "big" name celebrities taking part in the annointment of god's less successful son on Thursday. W-O-W, those Republicans are really scrapping now that Charleton Heston's under the weather.

Cue revised inaugural theme.

Who's the bland Texas prick that stuffs pants to fool the hicks?
BUSH! (Ya damn right!)

Who is the man that would risk another's neck for his brother man?
BUSH! (Can you dig it?)

Who's the cat that won't stay put when there's danger all about?
BUSH! (Right On!)

They say this cat BUSH has a bad mother . . .
"Shut your mouth!"
I'm talkin' 'bout BUSH. (Then we can dig it!)

He's a simplistic man, but no one understands him but his Condi
George Bush!