Wow, that's a lot to watch a man melt...

Ladies and gentlemen...

Setting new standards in both bad partys and back acne I give you:

Mr. William F. Buckley Jr.

cordially invites you to join him and the editors

to celebrate and support National Review and

National Review Online

at a cocktail party and buffet dinner at his home in

New York City on February 24, 2005, from 7 to 10 p.m.

Please R.S.V.P.

Tim Wolff (212) 679-7330

twolff@nationalreview.com

$750 per person

Bring a roll of ones and you'll see K-Lo boogie about in her mumu!