Family Values

The Front Runners:

Rudy Giuliani: Four words, "First Lady Judith Nathan".

Mitt Romney: Wears "special underwear", likes to hang out with trannies.

Newt Gingrich: Oh, yeah, not only did I dump my first wife when she was battling cancer, I had an extramarital affair on my second wife while leading a witch-hunt against the immorality of 'The Clenis'!

John McCain: Twice Married, engaged in numerous extramarital affairs and he's the MORAL one of the crowd.

There ya' go Religious Right. Have fun!

But Tweety cannot get off without talking about Hillary's image problem.