Guess where Biggus Dickus is spending his post-War Makin' years?

Sweet, less taxes and make yourself harder to prosecute one way or another:

“U.S. oil services giant Halliburton Co. will shift its corporate headquarters from Houston to Dubai,” the Wall Street Journal reports. Halliburton’s new location “will be better placed to focus on relations with the Gulf’s enormous national oil companies.”

But the war WASN'T ABOUT OIL!