"Especially when Skeletor here told me about Salma Hayek."
I can only imagine (for I shall only imagine as opposed to actually view) what Lou Dobbs was like last night.
5 Mexicans, I'd Go "South of the Border" with, by Lou Dobbs
1. Salma Hayek -- I'd "I" her "9".
2. Eva Mendez -- A hispanic Gina Gerschon, without the pesky underbite.
3. Jennifer Lopez -- I'd wet her back.
4. Penelope Cruz -- What? She's spanish? Say, I don't like Mexicans, what do you want from me?
5. Dirty Sanchez