Well...

I see Richard Cohen spent the Memorial Day Holiday with his bong:

Years ago, someone coined the term "neoliberal." I was never sure what it meant, and it has since fallen into disuse, but whatever the case, I'd like to revive (and mangle) the term and apply it -- brace yourself -- to George W. Bush. He's more liberal than you might think.

After this editorial, Cohen went on and on about how cool his hands were.