I didn't watch the GOP Debate Last Night

Because the sight of Brit Hume's permanent "Bitter Beer Face" causes a seizure. They should really license him out to Japanese Cable.

In any case, I'm guessing the White Guy who believes in at least one earthly visit from 'teh Jesus' won.

Oh, I see that Mitt wants to torture as much as humanly possible, take GITMO to "11", no make that "22", so we can have even more people that have not done jack-shit learn to despise America even more.

Naturally, this caused K-Lo's knickers to billow (if you don't know what that means, I beseech you, DON'T LOOK IT UP!).