If he didn't exist, you'd have to invent him

Daily Kos traffic as Bill Orally has set out to "destroy" them:


There are people in the media that are more conservative than O'Reilly, but few possess the almost perfect composite of huge ego, pomposity, illogic, paranoia, and loudness to form the ultimate negative stereotype of the angry white conservative all while he is pathetically rich and spoiled.

Sean Hannity has his lack of intelligence and blatant insincerity, Limbaugh has his drug addiction and self-loathing, Ann Coulter has his shrillness and ballsack, L. Brent Bozell has his beard while he and seemingly dozens of right-wing bloviators have their legacies (daddy or mommy were mouth-breathing right wingers first) but nobody puts it together into a package of imminent meltdown like O'Reilly does.

And then to top it off, the guy is a twisted, repressed, and most of all a PATHETIC sex-freak so vane and so stupid that he paid millions in hush money AFTER he was exposed as a twisted sex-pervert!

It takes a special brand of moron to so happily and consistently play Wile E. Coyote.

Picture modified from TMZ.com