Chris Vucovich: Still Ready to Serve, Sir!

It's Day Five of the Chris Vucovich Enlistment Watch and there's still no sign that Uber-Patriot Vucovich is ready to serve his country in a war he believes in with all his might. It is Vucovich's opinion that he can serve his country more effectively by staying home, sitting on his ass, and "making money." Not sure I agree with you, Chris. With a mouth like that, you're likely to prompt a mass surrender -- or a mass suicide -- among the Iraqi insurgency (not to mention anyone else within earshot). I think you owe it to your country and to the citizens of Iraq to enlist now!

Update: I just realized what other big mouth Little Chrissy reminds me of.