Chris Vucovich is Ready to Serve, Sir!

The Army missed its recruiting goals again.

No worries, though, because the Army has a ready, willing, and able-bodied thirty-one-year-old Superpatriot ready to serve in Iraq in the form of one Chris Vucovich. I'm sure Army recruiters can convince Vucovich that putting on the uniform is actually more important to the Iraq effort than "making money," which is what he thinks the president would prefer he do.

Go get him, Army!



(Wonder if he could close that big mouth long enough to make it through basic training?)

/via Zap