It's like waiting for Harper Lee

If Harper Lee was a moron.

Oh, huzzah and all that other foresoothing, true breaking news of a monumental scale normally associated with the phrase "he that smelt it, dealt it":

The book I’ve spent four years and change working on is finished. I just sent off the page proofs last week.

I guess Goldberg finally was able to convince his research assistant to accept 'Jonah Dollars'.