Le Spitzer français?

I wish I had mad photoshop skillz like Attaturk or watertiger or driftglass, because if I did, I might morph President Bling-Bling into (now former) Governor Ding-Dong. Sure, the former's self-destructive tendencies are have not reached Spitzeresque proportion, but at the rate he's going, all Sarko needs is time.

(Speaking of the Empire State of Fornication, on and on it goes.)

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