Ooooooooooookay

I swear this is the real caption:


A policeman drives a motorcycle over police graduates as they demonstrate their skills during a graduation ceremony in Baghdad March 20, 2008. About 900 policemen graduated from the national police school in Baghdad after finishing their training on Thursday.
REUTERS/Mahmoud Raouf Mahmoud(IRAQ)

I did not know metaphors constituted a skill-set.

(via Fubar)