Oh, that's a fuckin' bargain

"Not in the face!"






I only wish I could make up snark as good as modern Republican reality:

Joe the Plumber will be stumping for a New Jersey Republican who is running for governor.

Yeah, you say -- that's just run-of-the-mill "Joe the Plumber" shit, dumb as ever -- big deal. But wait, there's more:

Lonegan's campaign is charging $1,000 for a private meeting with the one-time plumber and the candidate.

For $1,000 there has to be a 'happy ending' and there's no way that has a 'happy ending'.

Jeff Gannon called and he demands this fraud stop stealing his act.