Hi, I'm a pompous ass

George Will writes (blathers stupidly) about two major issues in 500 words. Torture (we should see if it's "awesome") and Health Care ("why should poor people have that). Therefore, reconciliation sucks.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY.

Meanwhile, two weeks ago he really handled the important topic of the day by devoting his entire column to the evils of wearing jeans.