Another Day another Wank

By the WaPo's "Conservative Editorial Wingnut Support" Team.

Today's edition...

OH NOZE, TEH GAYS WILL MAKE OUR MILITARY ALL ICKY AND PASTEL OR SOMETHING!

Nice title too by the way, "Gays in the Military: A Bad Fit", did Dick Armey come up with that one?

By four old homophobic dudes, one of them wanting to be called "Buck".

Why is there always a "Buck"?

Remember in the good old days when the military was content to have heroes with names like "Chesty", highly decorated for their service in "the Banana Wars"?

Dammit, we cannot let gay people ruin our homoerotic lifestyle!