Here's something I never expected

I've run out of new teabagging jokes.

The only thing I could do -- but won't because of this bizarre thing called "actually working" -- is go to the State Capitol complex where the FoxBots will be milling around and braying and have a poster and sign up sheet called "Teabaggers against Same Sex Marriage".

But honestly, congrats FoxNews, after 44 years I've finally run out of double entendre humor.