Next week, Mary Worth!

This is the week that the Washington Post gave a bunch of homophobic brass-kissers a chance to engage in a bunch of homoerotic fear of homoeroticism in the military.

Meanwhile, last week the Post's Ombudsman Andrew Alexander wrote about why the Baltimore Orioles are getting less coverage (could it be because they have sucked for more than a decade and Washington now has its own team that sucks again? Heavens to Clark Griffith! I'm already overqualified for Omsbudding). This week, he bravely decides to focus on...

Judge Parker.

That's right, Judge Parker. Because Mark Trail & Ziggy were apparently busy.