Glenn Beck's going to cry

Boy, first you stop threatening them with electric drills or raping their wife and kids and then this happens:

In the evening, Obama is hosting a dinner celebrating Ramadan. The event in the State Dining Room will also highlight the contributions of American Muslims.

OMG, OMG, OMG! He must be as much of a "Muslin" as he is a Jew! Unlike America's greatest Preznit who never did such things la la la la la.

I've learned from people like John Boehner a few things: one is how to cry; one is how to abuse a tanning bed; and then I've learned the following --

America has to play to its strengths --

1. Using powertools inappropriately -- all hail the poultry companies of Spencer, Iowa for knowing this as innately as your average Michelle Malkin reader;

2. Being ignorant about all religions that are not our own -- and even our own -- especially when they do not show the proper respect for Jesus, be it Old World or New World, and the proper level of disrespect for women. It's a delicate balancing act, but we have a real talent for patting ourselves on the back about it;

3. Bombing random assortments of brown people -- a Hitman's Sampler if you will;

4. Letting Brett Favre do whatever the fuck he wants and paying good money for it.