Wait, what?

There's going to be a "Jersey Shore" parody [NSFW, SERIOUSLY!]? How it that possible?

And it's going to be a porno? Why is that even even necessary? The current cast would surely do that for an extra $5 and a comped night in Atlantic City.

As a commenter said at the NSFW link (but it came from Gawker, really!)...

"the porno cast is surely far classier"