Why we don't have regular get togethers

1. We're not a very big blog. K-Lo mockery is a niche industry.

2. We're not great, orange, nor Satan.

3. I've never met some of this blog's contributors, let alone commenters.

4. Paul Krugman doesn't read this blog -- oh, and I'm no economist.

5. Wolverine doesn't read this blog either.

6. I didn't even get an appearance fee at that one Yearly Attaturk.