Too fitting

If Lady GaGa, Artie Lange and Paris Hilton were also involved it would be most offensive and embarrassing personal tragedy ever. Nelson Rockefeller's estate would be much relieved.

Some insiders believe "Girls Gone Wild" pornmeister Joe Francis was the secret architect of the sad spectacle [the Tila Taquilla/Casey Johnson faux marriage] , which they say was designed to hype Tequila's Francis-financed Web site.

What a sad state of affairs.

And I need to be full-body dipped into hand sanitizer just blogging about it.