"Saracen Pig", "Spartican Doggy"

Bush and Cheney met for the first time since they left the White House yesterday ... and sadly, it wasn't in the dock.

I'd mock it more, but I swear, this is a transcript of their meeting:

"Mr. President, welcome," began Cheney.

"Lookin' good," replied Bush.

"Holding up," said Cheney.

"Lookin' good," said Bush again.

"Could be worse," said Cheney