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The Stepford Wives of Washington D.C.
Conservative Opportunity Society Barbie is something of a niche market item.
Newt has blasted his way through so many blonde Republican wives, he now has to resort to a blow-up doll.
A wise owl said, “How many wives does it take to get to the Newtsie-roll center of a Newtsie-roll tube steak? Ooooone. Twooooo. Uhhhh… Three! It takes three wives to get to the Newtsie-roll center of a Newtsie-roll tube steak!”
He promised me braaiinnss.
She found the stash that Laura Bush left behind...
Fresh batteries...yes!!!! Yes..oh yes!!!
For some reason she reminds me of "Chicken Lady" from "Kid's in the Hall"."Fresh - straight outta my body and on to your plate."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrzkFmzd9Xo
Where is his hand?
Ya know that Tengrain has already gone there, right?Which I suppose is sort of a non-verbal caption, innit?
I don't see Newt's hands.
XANAX, TAKE ME AWAY!
might have over done the botox a tad this time
IQ 72dye job $102botox $1000being bimbo #3 for a wealthy philandering pimp, PRICELESS
-- Newt Gingrich (l), his wife Callista (r), and his wandering eye (center).-- Pearls and Swine.
Eyes wide shutvox
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The Stepford Wives of Washington D.C.
Conservative Opportunity Society Barbie is something of a niche market item.
Newt has blasted his way through so many blonde Republican wives, he now has to resort to a blow-up doll.
A wise owl said, “How many wives does it take to get to the Newtsie-roll center of a Newtsie-roll tube steak? Ooooone. Twooooo. Uhhhh… Three! It takes three wives to get to the Newtsie-roll center of a Newtsie-roll tube steak!”
He promised me braaiinnss.
She found the stash that Laura Bush left behind...
Fresh batteries...yes!!!! Yes..oh yes!!!
For some reason she reminds me of "Chicken Lady" from "Kid's in the Hall".
"Fresh - straight outta my body and on to your plate."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrzkFmzd9Xo
Where is his hand?
Ya know that Tengrain has already gone there, right?
Which I suppose is sort of a non-verbal caption, innit?
I don't see Newt's hands.
XANAX, TAKE ME AWAY!
might have over done the botox a tad this time
IQ 72
dye job $102
botox $1000
being bimbo #3 for a wealthy philandering pimp,
PRICELESS
-- Newt Gingrich (l), his wife Callista (r), and his wandering eye (center).
-- Pearls and Swine.
Eyes wide shut
vox
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