Friday, May 27, 2011

Shot to the Heart (BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!)

And Paul Ryan's to blame:

It's clear the guy makes Cheney's heart go pitter-patter.

...only metaphorically of course.


You can literally see him adjust his colostomy bag in excitement -- get the bile moving!

8 comments:

Montag said...

Sounds as if Cheney has found some fresh blood....

StonyPillow said...

The baton of evil passes to a new generation.

He doesn't throb for Ryan -- he buzzes for him. Cheney was reaching in to dial up the pressure to compensate for increased demand.

Anonymous said...

"I'm so fired up...I'm gonna have TWO babies for breakfast!"

pansypoo said...

the meaner the better,

StonyPillow said...

Award the Dick a Medicare coupon. $15,000 for health insurance for a 70-year old ex-smoker with a history of four heart attacks and an electric pump for a heart. He'll have a lot of luck with that. $15,000 will just about cover insurance for his Band-Aids.

Oh, wait, he's a multi-millionaire with fine government health insurance for life. That makes it easy for him to be a Dick.

MD said...

Unka Dick is on a baby free diet, Anonymous, too much saturated fat. He is allowed up to two kittens a week and all the Pandas he wants.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Dick "Deficits don't matter" Cheney thinks it's time to get serious?

MUUAHHHAHHHHHAH!

That amoral fucker.

What StonyPillow said.

pansypoo said...

kittens may affect his gout. no red meat either. bound to make him testy.