Friday, May 27, 2011

Shot to the Heart (BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!)

And Paul Ryan's to blame:

It's clear the guy makes Cheney's heart go pitter-patter.

...only metaphorically of course.


You can literally see him adjust his colostomy bag in excitement -- get the bile moving!

8 Comments:

Blogger Montag said...

Sounds as if Cheney has found some fresh blood....

3:37 AM  
Anonymous StonyPillow said...

The baton of evil passes to a new generation.

He doesn't throb for Ryan -- he buzzes for him. Cheney was reaching in to dial up the pressure to compensate for increased demand.

4:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm so fired up...I'm gonna have TWO babies for breakfast!"

8:33 AM  
Blogger pansypoo said...

the meaner the better,

5:37 PM  
Anonymous StonyPillow said...

Award the Dick a Medicare coupon. $15,000 for health insurance for a 70-year old ex-smoker with a history of four heart attacks and an electric pump for a heart. He'll have a lot of luck with that. $15,000 will just about cover insurance for his Band-Aids.

Oh, wait, he's a multi-millionaire with fine government health insurance for life. That makes it easy for him to be a Dick.

6:59 PM  
Blogger MD said...

Unka Dick is on a baby free diet, Anonymous, too much saturated fat. He is allowed up to two kittens a week and all the Pandas he wants.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

Dick "Deficits don't matter" Cheney thinks it's time to get serious?

MUUAHHHAHHHHHAH!

That amoral fucker.

What StonyPillow said.

11:59 PM  
Blogger pansypoo said...

kittens may affect his gout. no red meat either. bound to make him testy.

9:11 PM  

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