Thursday, October 23, 2014

How could we all be in semi-retirement when this is going on?

Many of us have stopped blogging so anally ("hey, I have a regular job, a workout routine, and a semi-life!") or have stopped blogging altogether ("Dependable" Renegade my ass [I kid Watertiger, wherever you are]).


It looks like we picked the wrong-time to get a life.

At some point, men at the party at family friend Korey Klingenmeyer's house allegedly badmouthed the Palin daughters, leading to father Todd and son Track punching their friend Steve. "He's like a little pussy you know what I'm saying?" Track told the officer. "Like he's not gonna fight nobody. Most innocent, basically a gay guy, but he's not."

More men then apparently became involved. Track took his shirt off.
"I just bought this brand new shirt, so I took it off. I don't want to rip it," Track tells the officer. "Let's fucking fight. Four guys came on me, I hit one. One picked me up, tackled me, I hit one."

He insists, however, that had it been a fair, one-on-one fight, he'd have won. 

"If it was one-on-one, I'd beat the shit out of them," he said. "One-on-one, like I'll beat their ass. I'm not trying to be gay or nothing. But they're four guys, man, like come on. I've done jujitsu my whole life, wrestled forever. Like let's fucking roll."

A real man-of-letters that Track (like his whole family...I believe he has perhaps advanced to "B" by this point) ... and as you can see, a bastion of tolerance.

And that Limo story...

It's times like this when I sort of regret having shit to do.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

BELIEVE: Tripp's the brightest of this bananas' bunch!

Anonymous said...

Ah, yes, forget the exact word salad, but recall Palin smugly asserting that libruls didn't share the same values as real 'merikuns like presumably the Palin family. Guess she means it...

Anonymous said...

A real man of letters.

D is for Douchebag.

Brian M said...

Damn. So much fear about masculinity and "not being gay". Is this an Alaskan thing, because there are not really "enough" women on the Last Frontier so the boys get "lonely"?

kingweasil said...

"father Todd and son Track punching their friend" ...and then...."If it was one-on-one, I'd beat the shit out of them"...im reading it started as a two on one,but I never understood those crazy palins either

pansypoo said...

the family ranks up there w/ honey boo boo. hit mute!

Mr. 618 said...

He says "four guys came on me..."

Do you suppose he meant it the way it sounded? I mean, I can see the Wasilla Hillbillies engaged in a little bukkake action.

Mr. 618 said...

Regarding your comment about the lovely yet talented Watertiger, have you checked out "Rising Hegemon - After Dark" recently?