Providing an outlet for OCD since 2004
Little Caesars has devised a brand new place to feed the public's obsession with bacon: wrapped around the pizza crust.
More specifically, 3 1/2 feet of bacon wrapped around the pizza crust.
Of course, the salted caramel isn't available, silly! They haven't figured out how to work Sriracha into the recipe.[/eyeroll]
"Stuff them with more dough! Make them fatter! Add bacon! Do anything but make the pizza taste better!"
Pfizer has asked how Little Caesars does it. They want to wrap bacon around Lipitor tablets.
mmmmm, bacon.but this not bacon.
Why do you hate my freedom?
Siriracha sauce pizza with crumbly bacon, pumpkin spice and a twist of lime. It's going to happen. It will be terrible, but it will happen.
Eat enough and Herman Cain becomes our new overlord.
We don't want Herman Cain. We want Papa John! Who was OFFENDED that he had to provide minimal benefits to his employees. Because Galt's Gulch is paved in thin, flavorless pizza-like substances!
A pizza road so salty, the snow never sticks.
Ah, capitalism destroys itself. In twenty years, the military--on which U.S. capitalists depend--won't be able to field an army because arteriosclerosis among twenty-year-olds will be endemic.Apart from the arteriosclerosis, that might be a good thing, overall, and an irony suitably high enough to satisfy even the most jaded of anti-imperialists. Who knew that the empire's undoing would be the double-cheese, double-bacon, bacon-wrapped cheeseburger pizza?
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