Mastercardidiot

-- Being an inflated pig? A life time of inhaling sausage.

-- Acting as Tom DeLay's handpuppet? 20 plus years of your life.

-- Keeping your gums flapping until you are sued for slander by a billionaire? PRICELESS.

Being a Republican, only for most does it means not having to say your sorry.

And you will be Denny, you will be.

UPDATE:

And Newt, looks like you'll be next.