Somewhere Dubya was Stuffin' up the Flightsuit

So Bush, fearing to confront an angry Vietnam Vet in a wheelchair gets on the blower and request about the lowest rung on the Texas State Election Hierarchy, Jerry Patterson, who happens to be a Vietnam Vet to drop whatever he is doing (probably not much) and get up to the Ranch to save his scrawny ass.

"Oh, and Jerry, make sure you wear your little Veteran Hat."

Kind of embarassing it turns out that the financier of the not-so-Swift Boaters is also a major contributor to this guy to the tune of $150,000.

But it could be worse, there could be an embarassing picture...


D'Oh!

Well at least there will not be any kind of embarassing statements...

"I tried to accept that letter and he would not give it to me," said Patterson. "He would not face me. He kept rolling away from me. He's quite mobile."

Priceless.